a question occurred to me today whilst sitting and attempting to quietly read outdoors at a public park: what is there to do about other people's children? you know the kids i am talking about; the ones who are running, screaming through the grocery store, knocking into things, breaking them and not caring, while the parent is talking away on the ( Read more... )

why are there always motherfuckers like these during every storm? thanks for pointing me in the direction of this video, mom. =)

william gave me the link to this site earlier today: 

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2006_08_01_hotchickswithdouchebags_archive.html

it is basically a site where there are several pictures of douchebags with hot girls.  the scathing comments by the author of the site are hilarious.  i am still reading them.  so fucking funny.

this guy speaks only the truth. i trust him with my salvation in a way i could never trust jesus. show this video to any atheist and watch him/her convert on the spot.

this is the best ever and i have im_a_hot_dancer to thank. i had to post it here even though all the same people who read my blog read his. i don't care...

best quote ever was from cops tonight. let me set it up. two white trash bitches are outside talking to the officers. the one lady (who has sores all over her face and a thick southern accent) has a 12 year old son who stole another woman's lighter from her purse. the other lady (looked like a skinny ass dope fiend; also in possession of thick ( Read more... )

today was okay, i guess...well, not really, but that's how i do. i started the morning off with a volley of text messages from william. long story short, i guess we are back together. but he didn't bother calling tonight, so maybe he changed his mind. i still want my dvds back ( Read more... )

this week was like many others. i enjoy my new job responsibilities, however. it's cool working with shawna again. it's also funny how, now that i am not working with her, pat is superhero cool to me. this is an arsenio things that make you go hmmmm kind of thing. the week actually seemed to go by somewhat quickly, though i worked a bajillion ( Read more... )

so i thought i might write about the events of this week. i wanted to title this on switching departments but thought that was too banal. anyway, the long and short of it is that i like my new department, mostly because word-up is no longer my supervisor. i likened my transfer to what red from shawshank redemption must have felt after getting ( Read more... )

so jackass two. it was funny and everything i expected. i still prefer the first one and johnny knoxville gets hotter every time i see him even though he is dumber than a box of rocks. but then, he's rich and i'm not, so who wins ( Read more... )