Please don't ask me how or where I found this. Let's just say when you turn off the "safe filter" on google.com you get all sorts of interesting things!

( cut because this is not safe for work and offensive if you're not a fan of fake genitals.... )

We got an e-mail recently at work from a guy looking to replace one of our parts. He built a robot and not the one we're used to; machines that run off computer programs in assembly applications, but far less boring! Apparently he found one of our rotators in a friend's scrap collection and used it to provide his robot with a functioning penis. ( Read more... )

OMG why didn't I know about the Hello Kitty vibrators?! How f-ed up is that? I want one! It seems that they've been pulled off the market, I think? Well I suppose since I can't have one, I'll settle for this nifty Hello Kitty bonnet! Because I don't get laughed at enough.


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