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The other day I went to see Envy with Joe. Not that I wanted to see it....Not that I wanted to be seen with Joe. Sometimes these things fall into place. I Should have known better to go see this movie. This movie was so bad the only victem one could write about here is comedy. This movie was so bad there should be a investigation. I allways get sucked into seeing Jack Black movies. FIRST OFF jack black is the most overated "comic actor" ever. NOTHING HE DOES IS FUNNY. Lets check the chart.
Orange county = not funny
school of rock = not funny
tenacious D = not funny. YEAH I SAID IT MOTHER FUCKER! WHAAAAAAAAT! WHAAAAAAAAAAT!
I thought Ben Stiller would be a redeming factor. WRONG! I thought Christopher Walken would be a redeming factor. WRONG! Amy Poehler. WRONG! With all these big names it was the comic version of the ALAMO. I also get suckered into seeing these Jack Black movies because I allways forget how un-funny he is. My thinking is that well hes fat, then subconciously I think of Belushi or Farley, Then Ill say he has a funny hair cut and he is a rocker and Ill think of my roomate. PLus he looks like stranka! But then I go see the movie and its like HOLY SHIT WHERES MY DIGINITY!
Random do0d: what about high fiedelity?
Brett: What about a PUNCH IN THE FACE? FUCK YOU! (grabs do0d by the coller) FUCK YOU!!!
Last 30 mins into the movie I was twitching. (twitch) oh shit.(twitch) END IT (Twitch)
(Twitch). (Twitch) (Twitch) (Twitch) (Twitch) (Twitch)
This movie made GOOD BURGER seem like a epic cinematic masterpiece.
Finally the credits started rolling and I turn to Joe. We made eye contact and without a word uttered by me I just started hitting him in the face. I wasnt about to stop it either but my hand started hurting about 5 mins into it. Jack Black is the 2nd most overated thing in existance. The first bieng friends. Every morning Scott Assjack puts on Z100 and these fucking asses talk about American Idol or the bacholler or HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING TRAGEDY IT IS THAT FRIENDS AFTER 10 YEARS IS GOING OFF THE AIR. ILL TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCKING TRADEGY IS! THE FACT THAT IT HAS BEEN ON FOR TEN YEARS. Godamn I was on a cap locks kick for a seoncd but im back and im better now. Where was I? Yeah I never laughed at a episode of Friends. Well I kind of indirectly laughed at one. I laughed at someone watching friends. But im done with the rants.
Lifes been allright had a little get together last night it was solid. Thats all i got to say about that.
Orange county = not funny
school of rock = not funny
tenacious D = not funny. YEAH I SAID IT MOTHER FUCKER! WHAAAAAAAAT! WHAAAAAAAAAAT!
I thought Ben Stiller would be a redeming factor. WRONG! I thought Christopher Walken would be a redeming factor. WRONG! Amy Poehler. WRONG! With all these big names it was the comic version of the ALAMO. I also get suckered into seeing these Jack Black movies because I allways forget how un-funny he is. My thinking is that well hes fat, then subconciously I think of Belushi or Farley, Then Ill say he has a funny hair cut and he is a rocker and Ill think of my roomate. PLus he looks like stranka! But then I go see the movie and its like HOLY SHIT WHERES MY DIGINITY!
Random do0d: what about high fiedelity?
Brett: What about a PUNCH IN THE FACE? FUCK YOU! (grabs do0d by the coller) FUCK YOU!!!
Last 30 mins into the movie I was twitching. (twitch) oh shit.(twitch) END IT (Twitch)
(Twitch). (Twitch) (Twitch) (Twitch) (Twitch) (Twitch)
This movie made GOOD BURGER seem like a epic cinematic masterpiece.
Finally the credits started rolling and I turn to Joe. We made eye contact and without a word uttered by me I just started hitting him in the face. I wasnt about to stop it either but my hand started hurting about 5 mins into it. Jack Black is the 2nd most overated thing in existance. The first bieng friends. Every morning Scott Assjack puts on Z100 and these fucking asses talk about American Idol or the bacholler or HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING TRAGEDY IT IS THAT FRIENDS AFTER 10 YEARS IS GOING OFF THE AIR. ILL TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCKING TRADEGY IS! THE FACT THAT IT HAS BEEN ON FOR TEN YEARS. Godamn I was on a cap locks kick for a seoncd but im back and im better now. Where was I? Yeah I never laughed at a episode of Friends. Well I kind of indirectly laughed at one. I laughed at someone watching friends. But im done with the rants.
Lifes been allright had a little get together last night it was solid. Thats all i got to say about that.