neva eva
This past week I havent worked one day,Got into a bar fight with a 40 year old guy wearing his hat backwards and rocking the sleevless tshirt, Ended up getting swarmed by 4 other 40 year olds, Owe ECC 900 dollars and I got a court date in brooklyn on the 19th. Plus theres other things I wont mention IN GOOD TASTE!
::Cues Maiden::
Godamn Im a hero.
Went to the movies and saw Vanhelsing with Jasmine and Ali. Movie was ridic.
Movie exec: Allright people like werewolfs!
Producers: YES!
Movie Exec: People like Vampires!
Producers: YES!
Movie Exec: People Like frankenstien!
Producers: YES!
Movie Exec: Allright lets make a movie with all that shit in it and throw in dr hyde. NOW WE NEED SKANTLY CLAD CO EDS! MAKE WITH THE CO EDS DAMNIT THE SCANTLY CLAD ONES!
Random Producer: What about a plot sir?
(awkward silence ensues)
Movie exec: What did you just say!? FUCK YOUR PLOT! As a matter of fact. FUCK YOUR PLOT IN THE ASS! WHO ARE YOU!?
Tom: Names Tommy Breen.
Movie Exec: Well tommy what makes you so qualified to make such a outlandish request?
Tom: Well im the editor of John Doe magazine the comic newspaper in rutgers!
Movie exec: The medium you mean?
Tom: No John Doe the one you havent heard of! Were the magazine that doesnt matter. Here take a read!
(5 seconds later)
Movie exec: well if you excuse me gentlemen im gonna throw tommy onto the floor and proceed to violently put my knee in his face!
Tommy: ooffffffff
So im watching this movie take place and Jaz leans over to me and asks me if I can get her a bottle of water. Im a gentlemen so I politely reply with "no, I dont want to miss the movie". Jaz gets up and gets water and then I have a revalation "shit, I got to take a piss but if I get up she will get mad because of the water thing." I knew what I had to do was run to the bathrooom right quick and get back before she came back. I get up and do this but when I come back shes there. I needed a response and then it came to me. "Hey i was looking for you!"
"I saw you go to the mens room." was her rubuttal.
EGASK! FOILD AGAIN!
The movie ends with the main character stareing with this intense and seemly baffled look into a cloud for 5 mins. I get into the lobby and the following converstation takes place.
Brett: You know how the do0d had this baffled intense look on his face at the end of the movie?
Jaz: Yeah.
Brett: Thats how I looked when you asked me to get the water.
Then the smile dropped out of her face.
Jaz: Your not funny. YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY!?
Brett: I liked it. As a matter of fact im gonna tell Ali it when he comes out of the bathroom.
Sure enough I did right in front of Jaz and she tells ALi im not funny and that if we laugh she will kick our asses. Then shes giving us the silent treatment the whole ride. Man I dont like the silent treatment! I had to do something!
Brett: Man that joke was so funny they should make a movie about it!
Then I started about how the dvd of the joke will have extra features in it where they interview me about it.
Then the silence was broken with another "you really think your funny?".
Cant win them all man. But its all cooool man. I been keeping busy round my apartment. Fixed the shower, aired the place out, put in the ac, and took out part of the couch to give the dog more room to walk around and do its thing (my roomate...to do my roomate.) Speaking of my roomate "Quotes" this guy brings his friend over who hooks him up with all this crazy video game shit. Like home made joy sticks, games with different music over it then originally programed, all this crazy ass japanese shit. This kid smokes weed like it went out of style and hes trying to bring it back, yet he still wired like a maniac. Anyway im in the bathroom while these cats are in the living room and its quite for like 5 mins and finally the silence was broken.
Jon: Quotes....As the days get hotter are you gonna smell worse then you actually do now?
I couldnt contain myself. At first I sat there in disbelief, but that lasted about.5 seconds and moved right into hysterical laughter.
So intense was the laughter it echoed throughout the apartment. Oh man Quotes couldnt take it and made fun of us for not having jobs.
Quotes: GET A JOB! One of you doesnt work and the other never shows up to work! YOUR ALL BUMS!!!
Hahha he flipped out man! BUT!? The question remains unaswered maaaaaan!
OhhhhhhhhWwwWwwwwwwwWeeeeeEeeeee.
b.l.
::Cues Maiden::
Godamn Im a hero.
Went to the movies and saw Vanhelsing with Jasmine and Ali. Movie was ridic.
Movie exec: Allright people like werewolfs!
Producers: YES!
Movie Exec: People like Vampires!
Producers: YES!
Movie Exec: People Like frankenstien!
Producers: YES!
Movie Exec: Allright lets make a movie with all that shit in it and throw in dr hyde. NOW WE NEED SKANTLY CLAD CO EDS! MAKE WITH THE CO EDS DAMNIT THE SCANTLY CLAD ONES!
Random Producer: What about a plot sir?
(awkward silence ensues)
Movie exec: What did you just say!? FUCK YOUR PLOT! As a matter of fact. FUCK YOUR PLOT IN THE ASS! WHO ARE YOU!?
Tom: Names Tommy Breen.
Movie Exec: Well tommy what makes you so qualified to make such a outlandish request?
Tom: Well im the editor of John Doe magazine the comic newspaper in rutgers!
Movie exec: The medium you mean?
Tom: No John Doe the one you havent heard of! Were the magazine that doesnt matter. Here take a read!
(5 seconds later)
Movie exec: well if you excuse me gentlemen im gonna throw tommy onto the floor and proceed to violently put my knee in his face!
Tommy: ooffffffff
So im watching this movie take place and Jaz leans over to me and asks me if I can get her a bottle of water. Im a gentlemen so I politely reply with "no, I dont want to miss the movie". Jaz gets up and gets water and then I have a revalation "shit, I got to take a piss but if I get up she will get mad because of the water thing." I knew what I had to do was run to the bathrooom right quick and get back before she came back. I get up and do this but when I come back shes there. I needed a response and then it came to me. "Hey i was looking for you!"
"I saw you go to the mens room." was her rubuttal.
EGASK! FOILD AGAIN!
The movie ends with the main character stareing with this intense and seemly baffled look into a cloud for 5 mins. I get into the lobby and the following converstation takes place.
Brett: You know how the do0d had this baffled intense look on his face at the end of the movie?
Jaz: Yeah.
Brett: Thats how I looked when you asked me to get the water.
Then the smile dropped out of her face.
Jaz: Your not funny. YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY!?
Brett: I liked it. As a matter of fact im gonna tell Ali it when he comes out of the bathroom.
Sure enough I did right in front of Jaz and she tells ALi im not funny and that if we laugh she will kick our asses. Then shes giving us the silent treatment the whole ride. Man I dont like the silent treatment! I had to do something!
Brett: Man that joke was so funny they should make a movie about it!
Then I started about how the dvd of the joke will have extra features in it where they interview me about it.
Then the silence was broken with another "you really think your funny?".
Cant win them all man. But its all cooool man. I been keeping busy round my apartment. Fixed the shower, aired the place out, put in the ac, and took out part of the couch to give the dog more room to walk around and do its thing (my roomate...to do my roomate.) Speaking of my roomate "Quotes" this guy brings his friend over who hooks him up with all this crazy video game shit. Like home made joy sticks, games with different music over it then originally programed, all this crazy ass japanese shit. This kid smokes weed like it went out of style and hes trying to bring it back, yet he still wired like a maniac. Anyway im in the bathroom while these cats are in the living room and its quite for like 5 mins and finally the silence was broken.
Jon: Quotes....As the days get hotter are you gonna smell worse then you actually do now?
I couldnt contain myself. At first I sat there in disbelief, but that lasted about.5 seconds and moved right into hysterical laughter.
So intense was the laughter it echoed throughout the apartment. Oh man Quotes couldnt take it and made fun of us for not having jobs.
Quotes: GET A JOB! One of you doesnt work and the other never shows up to work! YOUR ALL BUMS!!!
Hahha he flipped out man! BUT!? The question remains unaswered maaaaaan!
OhhhhhhhhWwwWwwwwwwwWeeeeeEeeeee.
b.l.