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Another Day another Dollar. AssJack Kudlach came and picked me up in his green car (the penith mobile) and took kieth and me to work.
Assjack: Blah blah blah common sense Blah blah Z100 blah blah blah . Brett are you paying attention blah blah blah bhlah z morning zoo crew blah blah.
This is when I think about other stuff like ramming my head into the window and how to kill myself with various objects in the car. Like the seatbelt or the handy dandy plastic thing you can hang your dry cleaning from. But today was different I had a flashback!
IN 6th grade this was this kid named Taylor.I had a laungage class with this do0d and the whole time he would just basicly remind me that I sucked and that he was a honor student. As young kids do a group of kids had enough of taylor and got together and basicly started making fun of him. I stumbled opon this and thought "shit this is great" and started telling jokes about his mom calling (even then i was doing it....even then.) Then the kid snaps rushes off and punches a tree. Then he screams in agony and runs off. I get called to office and the princpal says "you sent taylor to the nurses office"
Brett: no he punched a tree.
Prinicpal: because of ...you
Brett: I didnt tell him to punch a tree
So I got this huge amount of dentention time and I had to go apologize to him. So they wisk me off to the nurses office. SO i go down there and he has his hand bandaged up and I "apologize" to him. During the apology he kept talking about how much his hand hurt. As soon as the teacher left I went up to him and whispered "Im not sorry YOU PUNCHED THE TREEE. YOU DID IT NOT ME! IM NOT SORRY!" and left in a haste.
Years and Years down the line he came up to me and "Confronted" me about the incident. He went off on this story and I sat there quitely listening. He told me that because of the incident he had to go through years of therapy and had to go through of what seemed like a endless journey to recovery but now he is here and better. Then he sat there staring at me waiting for my response
Brett: Yeah to bad your the one who punched the tree.
and then I told him I refused to apologize. His mouth dropped and he started telling me about the therapy and the abuse of the incident. I cut him off "IM NEVER GONNA APOLOGIZE AND IT WAS FUNNY!"
At the time I was trying to join the anti drug and drinking group in our school and Taylor goes up to the teachers running it and told them I do drugs and drink. I had to go to a meeting about this and the teachers didnt appeciate the diversity of having a drinker in the SxE club. Then after that he proclaimed that he was only using it for college credit and that he would drink once he got into college and he did.
But once again Im the bad guy because im up front about shit. One day Jim and me are hanging out. Jims and he starts drawing on the school and I ask him to draw a picture of taylor, so Jimmy bieng the intereptive artist he is draws a guy with a mullet sucking a dick with the name taylor written over him.
We have a good laugh about it and walk away. I return to the scene of the crime 15 mins later and I find a crowd around the picture with the principal in the middle of the crowd. Just as I get there seconds later taylor walking down torwards the crowd. The Principal turns to taylor and says in a intense voice "TAYLOR I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD SEE THIS!!!!"
He didnt listen and he walked right in front of the master piece and stared for what seemed like 3 mins. No one in the crowd was laughing or thought it was funny. It was the kind of the quite one finds at a funneral. Then he turned right to me. First off I didnt think he saw me in the crowd. But he turns right to me and and goes "Brett did you do this?" I looked around and saw stern faces all around from the crowd staring at me.
"NO! NO WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK I DID IT!?"
No one believed me but i didnt do it....jimmy did.
B.L.
Assjack: Blah blah blah common sense Blah blah Z100 blah blah blah . Brett are you paying attention blah blah blah bhlah z morning zoo crew blah blah.
This is when I think about other stuff like ramming my head into the window and how to kill myself with various objects in the car. Like the seatbelt or the handy dandy plastic thing you can hang your dry cleaning from. But today was different I had a flashback!
IN 6th grade this was this kid named Taylor.I had a laungage class with this do0d and the whole time he would just basicly remind me that I sucked and that he was a honor student. As young kids do a group of kids had enough of taylor and got together and basicly started making fun of him. I stumbled opon this and thought "shit this is great" and started telling jokes about his mom calling (even then i was doing it....even then.) Then the kid snaps rushes off and punches a tree. Then he screams in agony and runs off. I get called to office and the princpal says "you sent taylor to the nurses office"
Brett: no he punched a tree.
Prinicpal: because of ...you
Brett: I didnt tell him to punch a tree
So I got this huge amount of dentention time and I had to go apologize to him. So they wisk me off to the nurses office. SO i go down there and he has his hand bandaged up and I "apologize" to him. During the apology he kept talking about how much his hand hurt. As soon as the teacher left I went up to him and whispered "Im not sorry YOU PUNCHED THE TREEE. YOU DID IT NOT ME! IM NOT SORRY!" and left in a haste.
Years and Years down the line he came up to me and "Confronted" me about the incident. He went off on this story and I sat there quitely listening. He told me that because of the incident he had to go through years of therapy and had to go through of what seemed like a endless journey to recovery but now he is here and better. Then he sat there staring at me waiting for my response
Brett: Yeah to bad your the one who punched the tree.
and then I told him I refused to apologize. His mouth dropped and he started telling me about the therapy and the abuse of the incident. I cut him off "IM NEVER GONNA APOLOGIZE AND IT WAS FUNNY!"
At the time I was trying to join the anti drug and drinking group in our school and Taylor goes up to the teachers running it and told them I do drugs and drink. I had to go to a meeting about this and the teachers didnt appeciate the diversity of having a drinker in the SxE club. Then after that he proclaimed that he was only using it for college credit and that he would drink once he got into college and he did.
But once again Im the bad guy because im up front about shit. One day Jim and me are hanging out. Jims and he starts drawing on the school and I ask him to draw a picture of taylor, so Jimmy bieng the intereptive artist he is draws a guy with a mullet sucking a dick with the name taylor written over him.
We have a good laugh about it and walk away. I return to the scene of the crime 15 mins later and I find a crowd around the picture with the principal in the middle of the crowd. Just as I get there seconds later taylor walking down torwards the crowd. The Principal turns to taylor and says in a intense voice "TAYLOR I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD SEE THIS!!!!"
He didnt listen and he walked right in front of the master piece and stared for what seemed like 3 mins. No one in the crowd was laughing or thought it was funny. It was the kind of the quite one finds at a funneral. Then he turned right to me. First off I didnt think he saw me in the crowd. But he turns right to me and and goes "Brett did you do this?" I looked around and saw stern faces all around from the crowd staring at me.
"NO! NO WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK I DID IT!?"
No one believed me but i didnt do it....jimmy did.
B.L.