Im back with a vendetta

Jan 31, 2004 18:24

The more and more I lived without any real supervision the more I descend into wierdness. Granted im a wierd little fucker to begin with, but its been really bad lately.

For instance the other day im at work riding in the Truck with my co-workers robbie and Joe's grandfather. Anyway after a few mins of silence I lean over to Joe's grandfater and ask.

Brett: How was the colonoscomy?

Then there was silence and his grandfather gave me a baffled stare.

Joes grandad: What?! I didnt get one.

Then its awkwardly quite for like 3 mins and i start laughing uncontrolably. Now I dont know why I asked that man!? Im seriously didnt do it to try and be funny. I seriously just asked and didnt think about it all.I think I have a sick mind.

Then this happened today this girl saw my spiderman key and chain and pointed it out and this ensues:

Brett: Yeah I have a spiderman fetish

Girl: WHAT!?

Brett: Basicly I like to dress up like spiderman when im having sex.

needless to say that was the end of that converstation.
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