Di di di Direction!!!
As were sitting down to diner my god-parents start talking about their aniversey thats comming up on saturday. I bieng the gentlemen I am congradulate them on this and go on to point out that their marriage has stood the test of time and is full of love and accomplishment. That in the long time they have been married they have only made one mistake and but he was tax deductabile
(points to Danny "my god-brother")
Yeah they didnt laugh. Rents due and guess whose probably going back to streets. It could be worse man, I shouldnt complain atleast John Doe is out of circulation due to it bieng summer. Count your blessings...count your blessings.
The New frontier! I been taking this math summer course and its allright when I actually show up. My class mates dont know who I am because Im never there and the best part is that the teacher doesnt care. So why stop with having a falkey attendance record when you can push your luck!? See the class is a double sesson class meaning its fucking 3 hours long. But we get a 10 min break. 10 Min break to some for me thats my cue to get the fuck out of dodge. Yeah every break we have had I just leave, Fuck this math shit theres drinking to be done.
Now I'd like to share somethings with you guys:
When I used to live with my dad in his apartment during the nights I could hear him having sex with his girlfriend while he was blasting Bruce Springsteen.
Thats it. When my dad fucked all he ever played bruce springsteen he didnt go for that cliche barry white make out shit. It was all Boss all the time.
I could picture him wearing a USA bandana and nothing else banging this girl:
Dad: Oh karen!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhh......
Karen: Dont do it you promised.
Dad: ohhhhhhh yeah... I wont do it I promise..
Karen: alllriii..
Dad: I WAS BORN IN THE USA!!!!!
Dad: BOOOOORN IN THE USA!!!
Karen: Thats it im leaving.
Dad: wait!!! GLOOOOOOOORYYYYYY DAYYYYYYYYYSSSSS!!!
Karen: Fuck you, You fuck!
Another time I went through my dads dresser drawer and found a book for tantric sex. "Cool let me open this up", As I opened it up i found polaroids of my mom buck naked. I called my brothers to the scene:
Brett: CHRIS AND CORY COME QUICK!!!! DAD'S BANGING BIGFOOT!!!!!
Ahhh fucking kids thats what you get when you go through your folks things. HAVE A SLICE OF SICK FAMILY PERVERSION pie... you sickly...bitch yeah...
Now how about some viewer feedback. Give me stories of you walking in on your parents fucking. To be honest it doesnt have to be striahgt mom on dad sex, if your dad banged your cat buttons leave a comment. Selleck Id expect to hear from you about that one.
Anyways thats the update. Goodnight.
(points to Danny "my god-brother")
Yeah they didnt laugh. Rents due and guess whose probably going back to streets. It could be worse man, I shouldnt complain atleast John Doe is out of circulation due to it bieng summer. Count your blessings...count your blessings.
The New frontier! I been taking this math summer course and its allright when I actually show up. My class mates dont know who I am because Im never there and the best part is that the teacher doesnt care. So why stop with having a falkey attendance record when you can push your luck!? See the class is a double sesson class meaning its fucking 3 hours long. But we get a 10 min break. 10 Min break to some for me thats my cue to get the fuck out of dodge. Yeah every break we have had I just leave, Fuck this math shit theres drinking to be done.
Now I'd like to share somethings with you guys:
When I used to live with my dad in his apartment during the nights I could hear him having sex with his girlfriend while he was blasting Bruce Springsteen.
Thats it. When my dad fucked all he ever played bruce springsteen he didnt go for that cliche barry white make out shit. It was all Boss all the time.
I could picture him wearing a USA bandana and nothing else banging this girl:
Dad: Oh karen!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhh......
Karen: Dont do it you promised.
Dad: ohhhhhhh yeah... I wont do it I promise..
Karen: alllriii..
Dad: I WAS BORN IN THE USA!!!!!
Dad: BOOOOORN IN THE USA!!!
Karen: Thats it im leaving.
Dad: wait!!! GLOOOOOOOORYYYYYY DAYYYYYYYYYSSSSS!!!
Karen: Fuck you, You fuck!
Another time I went through my dads dresser drawer and found a book for tantric sex. "Cool let me open this up", As I opened it up i found polaroids of my mom buck naked. I called my brothers to the scene:
Brett: CHRIS AND CORY COME QUICK!!!! DAD'S BANGING BIGFOOT!!!!!
Ahhh fucking kids thats what you get when you go through your folks things. HAVE A SLICE OF SICK FAMILY PERVERSION pie... you sickly...bitch yeah...
Now how about some viewer feedback. Give me stories of you walking in on your parents fucking. To be honest it doesnt have to be striahgt mom on dad sex, if your dad banged your cat buttons leave a comment. Selleck Id expect to hear from you about that one.
Anyways thats the update. Goodnight.