Di di di Direction!!!

[jerkstore]

As were sitting down to diner my god-parents start talking about their aniversey thats comming up on saturday. I bieng the gentlemen I am congradulate them on this and go on to point out that their marriage has stood the test of time and is full of love and accomplishment. That in the long time they have been married they have only made one mistake

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[prettblackdream]

one night i walked down my hall to my dad and moms door to get the phone, it was in there room. so i knock and i dont hear anytthing so i just push open the door and i see my dad lying on his bed with his dick in his hand then i turn over to the tv and there fuzzy porn on. it was an experiance.he was like "JIM KNOCK BEFORE YOU COME IN !!! KNOCK, KNOCK !!!DAMMIT!!!

[jerkstore]

Next family function:

(taps glass with fork)

(ding ding ding)

(stands up)

"Hey Id like to propose a toast, Dad this ones for you... Remeber the time I walked in on you holding your penis hand while you were watching fuzzy porn?"

Dont worry man he was just doing his impersonation of Tom!

[drdouche]

One time my first ex-girlfriend was blowing me and Tom called for something. I should mention that I was being blown the whole way through whatever conversation I had with Tom.

[jerkstore]

what did you and tom talk about while this was going on?

[drdouche]

I don't remember. Probably what was going on for that night.

[jerkstore]

got any more stories?

It's Revel

[anonymous]

Yea, it was like the worst day of my life, and to finish it off, I walked in the front door and my parents are ass naked in the living room. They looked like deers in headlights. I just shook my head and walked upstairs thus completing a day that I thought could not have gotten worse. Sometimes, it just happens.

Re: It's Revel

[jerkstore]

I walked into my parents having sex. Oh god and youve seen my mom ughhhhh!!!!!!!