I'm so creative.
I cast aspersions on certain artstars and the UCB. What's next?
insult comedians
hate the president
write something completely self-loathing
write something completely self-loving
write something completely self-involved
get a webcam
hate my parents
blame religion for the ills of humanity
race bait
try to asassinate the president
make a "statement" with irony by using quotation marks
constantly overstate the obvious
say goodbye then make a comeback
overcome adversity
make being famous my reason for being then complain about it
get divorced and then get remarried to the person I was cheating on my spouse with only to divorce them in half the time my first marriage lasted
write my memoir about being single in New York City
eat a pint of ice cream to avoid thinking