I still have a sinus infection

Sep 21, 2006 16:03

Goshers, between eating like a pig and yelling at the cat to stop clawing everything, I hardly have a spare minute to myself.  When can I find time to swallow more over the counter cold medicine and take a trip to la la land?  How will I ever get rid of the buckets of snot my head is producing?  That drugstore regency romance isn't going to read itself you know.  Why I'm practically in a tizzy.  If there was anything on the cable television worth watching I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

Jacqueline Susann once said her idea of a dream day was to take a shot of demerol and lie in bed.  Fuck you, you stupid dead cunt.  I have things to attend to, now I can't.  Where's Mr. Husband with my chicken soup and orange juice?

P.S.  To our friend with the altercation with the canine, yeah you trump me.  Hack, spit.
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