Dane Cook at my Grad Party
Oh my god, WHAT a funny dream.
So I guess at this point it is graduation again. Like a bajillion people are at my house, even a bunch of people I don't know. And I was super confused as to why this would be the case... until I realize that for some reason, Dane Cook was at my grad party. He was just chilling outside on my front lawn smoking a cigarette. I saw him out my window and I was like "What the hell? Why is he at my house?" I didn't go up to him or anything because I didn't want to be annoying, so I just kept going about the party as usual.
But EVERYONE was freaking out about it. I went into my mom's bedroom and a bunch of women were in there changing their clothes so that they could try to look good for Dane Cook. I peeked in and Sammi's mom was in there, and she was like "Do you think Dane likes a more casual girl?" and she was wearing this pale pink tubetop thing and really short denim shorts. And I was like, "Umm... maybe!" and laughed awkwardly. I went to the bathroom and updated my facebook status to "Dane Cook is at my grad party WTF!?" When I emerged from the bathroom Sammi's mom came out and said "I decided to go with casual. I hope Dane likes iiiiiiiiit..." and ran out to the front lawn. Several women I didn't know did the same thing.
Then Keri, Ryan, and Brittany came up to me and said they had a plan to get Dane Cook's attention. And I was like "Umm, I don't think I want to be annoying about this." And Keri was like, "This totally won't be annoying it will just make us look really awesome." So I agreed and we went to go spy on Dane Cook, who was talk in a group of people. It was then where they told me the plan was to just throw each other far away so that we would end up in the group of people. And I was like, "How is that even necessary? Why don't we just walk over there like normal people?" But they didn't listen, and I ended up being thrown over to the group of people. However, i sort of missed and fell into a lawn chair and my clothes ripped off. Underneath I had a shiny, hot pink bikini on (one that, in real life, I REALLY WANT FROM WET SEAL). And I just kind of got up like it was no big deal and walked around my party in a bikini.
I then moved over to this group of beanbag chairs where me and my friends sat and talked about stuff. Then, Dane Cook came over and started to talk to us. And I don't remember what was talked about, but obviously since it was Dane Cook, it was something crude and sexual and naughty. But it was hilarious. And then he gave me tickets to his show in Omaha before he left.
And that is all I remember. XD I wish I had those tickets though.
So I guess at this point it is graduation again. Like a bajillion people are at my house, even a bunch of people I don't know. And I was super confused as to why this would be the case... until I realize that for some reason, Dane Cook was at my grad party. He was just chilling outside on my front lawn smoking a cigarette. I saw him out my window and I was like "What the hell? Why is he at my house?" I didn't go up to him or anything because I didn't want to be annoying, so I just kept going about the party as usual.
But EVERYONE was freaking out about it. I went into my mom's bedroom and a bunch of women were in there changing their clothes so that they could try to look good for Dane Cook. I peeked in and Sammi's mom was in there, and she was like "Do you think Dane likes a more casual girl?" and she was wearing this pale pink tubetop thing and really short denim shorts. And I was like, "Umm... maybe!" and laughed awkwardly. I went to the bathroom and updated my facebook status to "Dane Cook is at my grad party WTF!?" When I emerged from the bathroom Sammi's mom came out and said "I decided to go with casual. I hope Dane likes iiiiiiiiit..." and ran out to the front lawn. Several women I didn't know did the same thing.
Then Keri, Ryan, and Brittany came up to me and said they had a plan to get Dane Cook's attention. And I was like "Umm, I don't think I want to be annoying about this." And Keri was like, "This totally won't be annoying it will just make us look really awesome." So I agreed and we went to go spy on Dane Cook, who was talk in a group of people. It was then where they told me the plan was to just throw each other far away so that we would end up in the group of people. And I was like, "How is that even necessary? Why don't we just walk over there like normal people?" But they didn't listen, and I ended up being thrown over to the group of people. However, i sort of missed and fell into a lawn chair and my clothes ripped off. Underneath I had a shiny, hot pink bikini on (one that, in real life, I REALLY WANT FROM WET SEAL). And I just kind of got up like it was no big deal and walked around my party in a bikini.
I then moved over to this group of beanbag chairs where me and my friends sat and talked about stuff. Then, Dane Cook came over and started to talk to us. And I don't remember what was talked about, but obviously since it was Dane Cook, it was something crude and sexual and naughty. But it was hilarious. And then he gave me tickets to his show in Omaha before he left.
And that is all I remember. XD I wish I had those tickets though.