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Jun 17, 2003 10:01

I really hate that I'm obsessed with reality TV. No really, I am. And now I've got Aaron hooked and we're now two pathetic couch potatoes. Last night, I made him watch "For Love Or Money." It's like the Bachelor with a twist. The dude doesn't know it, but whomever he picks will get a million dollars. These whores are competing for cock and cash, it's hysterical. So after that, we watched "Meet My Folks." I think the show should be renamed, "Meet My Whore Daughter" Never fails... it's always some slutty ass looking chick with a militant type father. In last night's episode, the father is a principle. As they find out the "bad facts" about each dude, there is a choice to eliminate between a guy who has cheated on exams, or a dude who has cheated on over 30 chicks and collected their panties. When the parents are forced to eliminate one, they get rid of the test cheater! HELLO!? Moron...

I need to start my own reality show.. this will be my claim to fame. How about a show called "Mad Clown." You dress up in a clown suit and walk up to random people on the street and beat the shit out of them. You get to wear big shoes and everything.

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