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Jun 17, 2003 10:01

I really hate that I'm obsessed with reality TV. No really, I am. And now I've got Aaron hooked and we're now two pathetic couch potatoes. Last night, I made him watch "For Love Or Money." It's like the Bachelor with a twist. The dude doesn't know it, but whomever he picks will get a million dollars. These whores are competing for cock and cash, it ( Read more... )

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gnatdbug June 17 2003, 10:21:03 UTC

Not saying I am in...but you could lead off with making all the particpants watch "shakes the clown" non-stop for 48 hour before hand...

:-P

Posted in response to Jenicidal's comments on Reality shows sinnersphere June 17 2003, 10:37:45 UTC

I think we need a reality show that is TRUE reality. We should film a guy working at a factory for 8 hours a day. Just a camera on a tripod filming him as he puts bottles in crates for every minute of those 8 hours. Then they can follow him home where he'll sit in a sweat-stained chair for 4 hours eating genetically modifies, pre-processed food and watching news stories about homeless people getting murdered, families divorcing and battling for custody, and children being raped by priests. He'll go to the bathroom for his one good shit of the day and read comic books, now considered graphic novels and cost $8.95 each and have no interesting storyline to them. He'll brush his teeth, wash his face and shuffle down the hall to the bedroom where he stashes his extensive pornography collection and returnable beer bottles, items that, to him, give meaning and substance to his otherwise sexless life. Then, as he crawls into bed, he pulls the gun out from under his pillow and blows his head off as the radio is playing an endless stream of ( ... )

Re: Posted in response to Jenicidal's comments on Reality shows jenicided June 17 2003, 10:49:13 UTC

Or that.

grin, now i know why i like you eakinj June 17 2003, 11:08:45 UTC

Some friends and I were discussing doing a circus of blood. one of the side things we discussed was making a meat baby and having someone going down the street with this baby filled with different animal insides in it, anyway we would pull up in a van grab the mother toss her in the van and rip apart the baby leaving animal guts on the street and driving off, all this while we were dressed as clowns.

this is why i love my (ren faire) family.

Re: grin, now i know why i like you jenicided June 17 2003, 12:47:58 UTC

you sure we're not related?

lizaah June 17 2003, 12:13:30 UTC

JEEBUS !! No fucking clowns !! Those things scare the shit outta me!

I was doing some reading on the show called "For Love Or Money"....did you know, the guy is a reject from the marines who was discharged for sexually harrassing a female officer ? NIce eh?

I would be going with the money all the way.......

jenicided June 17 2003, 12:46:33 UTC

Yeah, this guy's past is a joke.. he's supposed to be a lawyer, yet he talks slow and in fragmented sentences. They do say he's an alcoholic. He actually makes Joe Millionaire sound intelligent. Hell, I'd take $50 just to ditch this loser.

Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me... kushderuh June 17 2003, 13:03:20 UTC

I think we should have a reality TV show called, "Drink the Beer." It would portray the lighter side of being an alcoholic, and when it comes time for that "lesson moment," the protagonist could be seen running for the bathroom, or vomitting all over the girl to whom he just gave his number.

Then they could improve on it: "Smoke the Weed", "Snort the Crank", and "Shoot the Smack".

Re: Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me... jenicided June 17 2003, 13:52:08 UTC

Fuck.. we're so Hollywood.

Re: Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me... kushderuh June 17 2003, 14:26:41 UTC

Fuck Hollywood. OC 4 leif!!!!!!!~

Re: Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me... jenicided June 17 2003, 14:45:13 UTC

Dude, it's all about the 909!