I have to wear a dress to the wedding this afternoon. Not because anyone is requiring me to, but because of wardrobe malfunctions. The eddies of discomfort and calculation that immediately arise from this are tiring as hell. It's a wedding, there will be pictures, I have to look nice. I have to give more fucks than usual becuase showing up looking ( Read more... )

(this is mostly just noodling for my own benefit, since maybe if I write it down I'll have to think about it less ( Read more... )