Notice the steady decline of my net worth in the past few months...

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Not only was it my first time attending a caucus, but I was put on the spot and had to speak on Ron Paul's behalf in front of about a hundred (mostly baby-boomer) Republicans. Even though I knew most of the people there, I was really nervous because I'm not used to wearing my politics on my sleeve. It's just really bizarre to have more in common ( Read more... )

I just remembered I was channel-surfing a few days ago. The anchorman said "To our international viewers joining us, Paris Hilton has just been released from prison ( Read more... )

"Is anything in life more important than your own self-interest ( Read more... )

Some people could use a lesson or two on how to be fucking courteous...

I just realized that we're the 175th graduating class. I'm interested to see what pearls of wisdom K-Hay has to offer with us. She took the liberty of plugging her daughter's wedding and talked about soldier corpses when I saw Amanda graduate in December. I suggest we start taking bets on her blood-alcohol level.

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I watch students try to figure out which courses to take. Others are applying to go abroad or for ResLife positions. The digest is clogged with desperate pleas for roommates. I realize that I never have to deal with that stuff ever again. My new tasks are voting on senior superlatives (also realizing I know probably less than 2% of my classmates) ( Read more... )

I fail at life.

Somebody just reminded me how much Fuji sucks back home. They have some of the most absent-minded and rude waitresses I have ever encountered. They take away plates while you're still eating, try to push you out of the restaurant as quickly as possible (even at the least busy times), and if they mess up your order they make you pay for it ( Read more... )

In a desperate move to escape boredom, we got tickets to Marie Antoinette at The Majestic. Bad idea. It was possibly the least entertaining movie I have ever seen. I can still respect the work that went into the costumes, sets, and cinematography. However, none of the actors gave memorable performances, thus failing to resonate with me on an ( Read more... )