Be careful what you wish for...
I once wrote about how a homeless woman peed on one of our library chairs. A week or so ago, someone crapped in our garage. After those tow events, I made an offhand remark how I just needed to be there for soemone vomiting to complete the trifacta. Well, it looks like I got it. Some guy that looks like a junkie vomited in our library today. Am I not lucky? I just don't want to think of what OTHER body fluids I'm leaving out...