Shaved Cats, Ponies, and Plastic Cows

[jayli]

My roommate and brother are funny lil bitches

Comments

[mathwhiz78]

I've always figured you were into shaved... cat.

And speaking of weird things to be out of--socks. I went to Target yesterday because I keep finding/developing holes in my socks. They were almost completely out of white crew socks. Who the hell gives socks for Christmas?? (Unless you're adopting a poor family and they really need socks, which I guess there are more of this year), but c'mon... SOCKS!

[jayli]

My ex used to ask for socks all the time.
I swear to christ..
She gets me an HD tv for Xmas, I ask her what she wants "socks"

*shakes head*

[mathwhiz78]

How many sucks does it take to offset an HDTV?

[jayli]

a LOT

[mathwhiz78]

Do you go buy money spent or volume of tv? because socks aren't very dense.

[jayli]

Ha - oh no, that debt is no longer being paid.
I go by NUTTIN now

[mathwhiz78]

I didn't mean to say it was ongoing. I was just asking how the exchange rate works.

[jayli]

I don't quite recall...

[jayli]

Oh wait - I do..there was no sucking, it was diamond earrings and necklace in return!

[mathwhiz78]

oooh