Remington Spares Generation 4.1
Remembering the Spares
Yep, it's that time again! Another fun-filled Spare Heir Post! I figure if I gotta live their lives, you gotta share them. Aren't I sweet?
We start of with a - dun nun nuuuuuh - good girl Sabrina being bad.
Really! That's MY question as well!
Elderly Evan and his wayward daughter have quite the row about it the next day.
Meanwhile...
Whoever Celeste is, I'm sure she appreciated it.
Feeling his mortality, Evan passed his business on to his daughter, since his son Zachery was too busy with his own family to raise these days.
However, it doesn't go over very well.
And tragedy strikes again!
Le sad. :( But wait, this means...!
Wow, there's one I've never gotten before. =)
Sabrina continues to try to make the most out of the family business.
Sometimes the hard work pays off!
Sometimes it doesn't.
Meanwhile, across town...
That's right. Just walk away... college student sleeping on the lawn. Nothing unusual here.
See, now this want in Sophia's (spare # 123213412314, thanks to $@!#@ Kendal) confused me because...
Yeeeeaaaaaah... I didn't even know Sims could want to get engaged when already engaged to another person.
But anyway, Sophia continues to try to beautify the campus. Some however cannot be made beautiful no matter how much we try.
Some, though, WHEW! What a difference a haircut can make.
Hayden spends his time getting high.
Sophia... never mind.
At least she's good for something!
Ugh. I hate you two.
While Hayden literally makes his own friends.
Wow, Amin, how sneaky you are.
Hayden's adoption obsession continues.
She really just continues to get worse and worse at this. Or maybe this really IS better.
Clearly Hayden has been up to something behind my back.
Oh, or someone. This is Cadence Someone (I never remember to get last names until I can't anymore).
Um, wow. It's the nose, ladies and gentlemen. It's the whole Cyrano thing.
PRICELESS! That's all I have to say about this picture.
Wellllllll now.
Clearly this calls for a celebration of sorts. If you don't mind the cooties of generations of other people using that photo booth for the same reason, and I don't mean for taking photos. Yeow, baby.
ARF@#L$IB%!@LJKEHBSEG:WEHBTQ#@$!!
Hayden decided to offer his girlfriend a chance to be a whole new her.
He's made of awesome.
She's like WTF, MAN!
Finally several million years later, he manages to not mangle her face or hair!
So of course he has to marry her now, after all that trouble.
...
Full of yourself now, are you?
Suddenly, a wedding occurred. =)
Promptly after graduating, Edwin Sharp immediately went to join the love of his life, Dahlia Remington, to start their new life together.
Getting down at the wedding is how they roll.
I really have no idea what happened here.
Ahahaha, the limo is as long as their entire house.
That must have been some honeymoon.
I guess she's getting skill points in vomiting. Or maybe it's aiming.
She's really gawking in horror at the clothing.
I think when they say you're eating for two, you're really not supposed to set two place settings. But what do I know?
Suddenly (or maybe three days later)...!
What a supportive and caring husband.
But we won't stop the babies! Brandon Sharp takes his first breath and wonders "What is that thing".
And daddy becomes "the guy that made me throw up".
Aw, but after a quick shower, all is well and father and son bond. A little. I mean, what else can you really do with them that young, right?
I'll just bet you were wondering what Zachery was up to!
In case you didn't remember (I didn't), he had a wife he apparently had been doing some things that are illegal in some states with, making her also ... well, it's a bad running joke at this point, folks. Sorry.
But wait, he already had a child, a little girl with his wife Marisa, by the name of Lydia. Who grew up, um, wishing she were a pterodactyl.
Lydia is a bit of a brat.
I mean, a lot of a brat.
I seem to recall this being a normal occurrence with this woman.
Lydia gets a make over because... I'm fickle.
Lydia continues to make bad decisions.
But hark! What is that yelling from yon bathroom I hear?
Zachery knows all too well what that is and he takes it so well.
Meet Naomi, another dark haired... child...
So this is when I start thinking that Zach has reddish hair, and Marisa has blonde... whatever could this mean.
After a quick jaunt through SimPE, let me tell you what it means.
Marisa had been dyeing her hair.
Lydia grows up without much fanfair but is still surprised by it.
Naomi does too at some point.
Lydia RUNS everywhere. If their house was some huge mansion I could buy it, but as it is, 5 feet in any direction and you can be pretty much anywhere.
Sometimes, the best thing...
...is some good drugs.
OMGgottacleanputtheplatesawayrushrushrush.
Um. Yeah. Marisa has gotten used to ignoring Cap'tn Zach's mighty adventures.
Oh, by the way, I got Seasons. :)
Oh and Pets too. :) :)
I had a really bad joke to insert here. Aren't you glad I didn't use it? Anyway, down the block, Hayden got a cat.
And a dog. And this amused me because the dog, Rover, I think (That's a great name. "C'mer, Rover I think!"), is barking/growling at the very police car that let him out.
Cadence, from college, came to get married. I guess Hayden is trying to define their roles right now, like a pre-nup or something.
Ahahahaha! You know what they say about the size of a man's nose.
Suuuuch an imposition to be here, I know.
Hayden: So... wanna get married?
Cadence: Eh, why not?
Thank GOD that worked out.
And Hayden promptly moves out.
Naaaaah, I'm kidding. I got Bon Voyage too at some point.
Just in case...
... you forgot or something.
Dear folks back home, Cadence is having a wonderful time on her honeymoon.
Hayden, not so much.
Nothing a little public naughtiness won't cure though.
Preeeeetty glow things.
That's just bad guests who go and pick on the locals. I hope they get poison ivy.
ZZZZOOOTTTTT!
In case you were wondering about lil Sophia...
What'shisface Mister Jerkoff somehow manages to steal the paper --
-- from her very hands, from outside, while she's inside.
Causing her to leap sideways sitting from her sofa in confusion. Or my confusion.
Oh right, him. Hey, that's not bad for a bartender, or whatever the heck he was.
Sophie got an invitation from her brother to go on an outing. Her brother didn't mention it was a family outing with the parents and everyone else. Gee, what fun.
EEEEEE, run away, run aw---
Oh, my bad, let's just play with the cute little "doggie", shall we?
Unfortunately, she couldn't keep him so she got one of her own, sans the glowing eyes of course (darnit).
Amin didn't care. He wubs the... oh wait, that's the kitty they got too. WTH people.
SQUEE!
I dunno. It just seemed ominous. Nothing happened, though. :(
Unless you count the BEE ATTACK, EIEIEIEIEIEEEIEIIIIEIEIE!
But Amin and Sophia went on vacation and had a nice tea party with this little old man.
And all ends well with their fairy tale wedding at a lovely little Asian-esque garden. Awwww.
That's it for the spares on this round. Thank god, because we need to get back to the legacy!
But wait, there's more! Right this way for part 4.2!
Past Generations...
1.1 / 1.2 / 1.3 / 1.4
2.1 / 2.2 / 2.3 / 2.4 / 2.5 / 2.6 / 2.7
3.0 / 3.1 / 3.2 / 3.3 / 3.4 / 3.5 / 3.6 / 3.7 / 3.8
4.0