Gay Stuff Gay People Like: the Achele edition
Okay. My (current) fannishness, let me show you it.
There is a show called Glee. You may have heard of it. You may have also heard it is VERY VERY GAY. Like, CRAZYGAY. All the time! And it so happens that the two lead actresses are MADLY IN LOVE, both on and offscreen. I am going to show you. Well, at least the latter, as I find that more interesting.
I am borrowing the GSGPL (re: subject line) theme from the fabulous beerbad and entitling this volume: Honey, Straight People Don't Do That.
Party #1: Dianna Agron
Dianna plays the super bitchy and troubled cheerleader Quinn Fabray. She is the furthest thing from Quinn-like in real life, thank goodness. Basically all you need to know about Dianna Agron is that she is a Flawless Human Being. I am not even kidding a little bit.
Dianna Fucking Agron, ladies and gentlemen
I want to lick her tattoo. So badly.
Even little moments like this are hot.
I could seriously show you a hundred pictures of her and they would all be gorgeous and perfect. It's ridiculous. Instead, I am going to show you some videos.
Spelling a funny word in the CUTEST WAY POSSIBLE.
Trying to fall asleep on an airplane. HOW SO ADORABLE, DIANNA.
I will stop there so we can get to the gay stuff.
Party #2: Lea Michele
Lea, who plays Rachel Berry, is a fucking powerhouse of awesome. Though, I confess the only picture of just her on my hard drive is this one. Try to suffer through it.
What is important here is that Dianna and Lea are VERY, VERY MUCH IN LOVE. Though they have not openly admitted it with words, they seem to make NO ATTEMPTS WHATSOEVER to hide it.
Evidence Batch #1: Achele Pictures
Achele -- a portmanteau of Agron and Michele -- is where my heart lies at the moment.
It seems to also be where their hearts lie. ♥ ♥ ♥
They are CONSTANTLY holding hands or standing with their arms around each other. CONSTANTLY.
I emphasize again: STRAIGHT PEOPLE DON'T DO THIS, HONEY.
They don't. I am telling you.
This is one of my favorites. LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE.
Girlfriends share drinks.
Girlfriends walk arm in arm everywhere.
Girlfriends look super gay on stage on tour.
They rip each other's shirts open.
They check each other out when they sing.
They give each other love bites in public.
They sing together like their lives depend on it.
I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP. In fact, here. Watch some damn videos if you're not convinced.
Evidence Batch #2: Achele Videos
During season 1, THEY LIVED TOGETHER FOR 9 MONTHS. They even ADOPTED CATS TOGETHER. (omggggggg) But Dianna is allergic, so she had to move out. *cries* But hearing them talk about "their house" is amaaaaaaaaazing.
THEIR HOUSE, YOU GUYS. ♥ ♥ ♥
I would also like to show you how they LOOK at each other in interviews. It is VERY VERY GAY AND VERY VERY NOT SUBTLE.
Dianna, honey. Your gay is showing.
THEY STAND LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. HONEY. STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO NOT DO THIS.
Yeah, 1 minute in? Lea puts her hand on Dianna's knee and KEEPS IT THERE and Dianna is all, "here, let me HOLD YOUR HAND THERE just to be sure."
And then finally, of course, there is the complete recap of every time they held hands on tour this year, WHICH WAS A LOT, LET ME TELL YOU. A WHOLE FUCKING LOT.
If you're not up for watching all 15 minutes of that, at least watch this 20 seconds:
(It has some black space at the start, just let it roll.)
Chord Overstreet is trying to get Dianna's attention when Lea is holding hands with her onstage -- they are fighting over her! -- AND DIANNA CHOOSES LEA. OF COURSE.
DID YOU SEE IT? LEA WINKED AT HER AND THEN DIANNA PICKED HER UP AND SPUN HER 3 TIMES. THREE TIMES YOU GUYS. WHO DOES THAT.
Girlfriends, that's who. And for real, I could write a DISSERTATION about the events and body language and implications of this 15 seconds of footage. I can go on and on and on.
Dianna did a short interview with AfterEllen.com in which she discussed these "rumors" of her and Lea and DID NOT DENY THEM, and said that Glee could TOTALLY GO THERE, and she seemed VERY FINE WITH IT.
Ahem.
There was ALSO the time when Dianna decided to change her usual 'my character's insecurity' shirt for the "Born This Way" number, just on a whim one night, and instead wore THIS. In front of thousands of fans! With cameras! Who put things on the internet and talk about all of this! WHAT WAS SHE THINKING.
HONEY. STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO NOT DO THAT JUST FOR FUN.
On her tumblr -- which, by the way, is titled "Dianna Agron, but you can call me Charlie" (!!!) -- she posted a VERY VERY VERY LONG ramble about gay rights and how awesome gay people are and explaining her decision about the shirt, EVENTUALLY getting around to saying that even though she is not a lesbian, she "hopes the people in my life would embrace it whole-heartedly. And let me tell you, I can easily spill (quite comfortably) what I admire, respect and think is beautiful about any of the women in my life. Piece of cake!"
HONEY. I LOVE YOU. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING.
NOTHING SUBTLE, that's what.
(Sidenote, she also recently posted this picture on her tumblr. NO REALLY, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING.)
They are so gay for each other, it's like I didn't even really know what gay was like until I came into this fandom.
Evidence Batch #3: Fun Manipulations That Are Just Really Pretty
THIS part IS manips, I say that honestly. But they are so EASY and flawless, because the RPF canon is already there and the show fanon (Faberry) is SO CLOSE to being actual canon. Mmmmmmmmm.
Dancing together at their wedding, clearly.
YOU GUYS JUST LOOK AT THAT. I CANNOT LOOK AWAY. IT MOOOOOOOVES.
Faberry has magical gay powers. But we already knew that.
Again with the magical gay powers. ♥
Yeah. I ship it.
Ahahahaha. YES.
My fandom has the most fun.
NO REALLY. THE MOST FUN. *is still laughing at her sailor suit*
If you want fic or vid recs, just say the word! There is a lot more where this came from.
In conclusion:
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
There is a show called Glee. You may have heard of it. You may have also heard it is VERY VERY GAY. Like, CRAZYGAY. All the time! And it so happens that the two lead actresses are MADLY IN LOVE, both on and offscreen. I am going to show you. Well, at least the latter, as I find that more interesting.
I am borrowing the GSGPL (re: subject line) theme from the fabulous beerbad and entitling this volume: Honey, Straight People Don't Do That.
Party #1: Dianna Agron
Dianna plays the super bitchy and troubled cheerleader Quinn Fabray. She is the furthest thing from Quinn-like in real life, thank goodness. Basically all you need to know about Dianna Agron is that she is a Flawless Human Being. I am not even kidding a little bit.
Dianna Fucking Agron, ladies and gentlemen
I want to lick her tattoo. So badly.
Even little moments like this are hot.
I could seriously show you a hundred pictures of her and they would all be gorgeous and perfect. It's ridiculous. Instead, I am going to show you some videos.
Click to viewSpelling a funny word in the CUTEST WAY POSSIBLE.
Trying to fall asleep on an airplane. HOW SO ADORABLE, DIANNA.
I will stop there so we can get to the gay stuff.
Party #2: Lea Michele
Lea, who plays Rachel Berry, is a fucking powerhouse of awesome. Though, I confess the only picture of just her on my hard drive is this one. Try to suffer through it.
What is important here is that Dianna and Lea are VERY, VERY MUCH IN LOVE. Though they have not openly admitted it with words, they seem to make NO ATTEMPTS WHATSOEVER to hide it.
Evidence Batch #1: Achele Pictures
Achele -- a portmanteau of Agron and Michele -- is where my heart lies at the moment.
It seems to also be where their hearts lie. ♥ ♥ ♥
They are CONSTANTLY holding hands or standing with their arms around each other. CONSTANTLY.
I emphasize again: STRAIGHT PEOPLE DON'T DO THIS, HONEY.
They don't. I am telling you.
This is one of my favorites. LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE.
Girlfriends share drinks.
Girlfriends walk arm in arm everywhere.
Girlfriends look super gay on stage on tour.
They rip each other's shirts open.
They check each other out when they sing.
They give each other love bites in public.
They sing together like their lives depend on it.
I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP. In fact, here. Watch some damn videos if you're not convinced.
Evidence Batch #2: Achele Videos
During season 1, THEY LIVED TOGETHER FOR 9 MONTHS. They even ADOPTED CATS TOGETHER. (omggggggg) But Dianna is allergic, so she had to move out. *cries* But hearing them talk about "their house" is amaaaaaaaaazing.
THEIR HOUSE, YOU GUYS. ♥ ♥ ♥
I would also like to show you how they LOOK at each other in interviews. It is VERY VERY GAY AND VERY VERY NOT SUBTLE.
Dianna, honey. Your gay is showing.
THEY STAND LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. HONEY. STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO NOT DO THIS.
Yeah, 1 minute in? Lea puts her hand on Dianna's knee and KEEPS IT THERE and Dianna is all, "here, let me HOLD YOUR HAND THERE just to be sure."
And then finally, of course, there is the complete recap of every time they held hands on tour this year, WHICH WAS A LOT, LET ME TELL YOU. A WHOLE FUCKING LOT.
If you're not up for watching all 15 minutes of that, at least watch this 20 seconds:
(It has some black space at the start, just let it roll.)
Chord Overstreet is trying to get Dianna's attention when Lea is holding hands with her onstage -- they are fighting over her! -- AND DIANNA CHOOSES LEA. OF COURSE.
DID YOU SEE IT? LEA WINKED AT HER AND THEN DIANNA PICKED HER UP AND SPUN HER 3 TIMES. THREE TIMES YOU GUYS. WHO DOES THAT.
Girlfriends, that's who. And for real, I could write a DISSERTATION about the events and body language and implications of this 15 seconds of footage. I can go on and on and on.
Dianna did a short interview with AfterEllen.com in which she discussed these "rumors" of her and Lea and DID NOT DENY THEM, and said that Glee could TOTALLY GO THERE, and she seemed VERY FINE WITH IT.
Ahem.
There was ALSO the time when Dianna decided to change her usual 'my character's insecurity' shirt for the "Born This Way" number, just on a whim one night, and instead wore THIS. In front of thousands of fans! With cameras! Who put things on the internet and talk about all of this! WHAT WAS SHE THINKING.
HONEY. STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO NOT DO THAT JUST FOR FUN.
On her tumblr -- which, by the way, is titled "Dianna Agron, but you can call me Charlie" (!!!) -- she posted a VERY VERY VERY LONG ramble about gay rights and how awesome gay people are and explaining her decision about the shirt, EVENTUALLY getting around to saying that even though she is not a lesbian, she "hopes the people in my life would embrace it whole-heartedly. And let me tell you, I can easily spill (quite comfortably) what I admire, respect and think is beautiful about any of the women in my life. Piece of cake!"
HONEY. I LOVE YOU. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING.
NOTHING SUBTLE, that's what.
(Sidenote, she also recently posted this picture on her tumblr. NO REALLY, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING.)
They are so gay for each other, it's like I didn't even really know what gay was like until I came into this fandom.
Evidence Batch #3: Fun Manipulations That Are Just Really Pretty
THIS part IS manips, I say that honestly. But they are so EASY and flawless, because the RPF canon is already there and the show fanon (Faberry) is SO CLOSE to being actual canon. Mmmmmmmmm.
Dancing together at their wedding, clearly.
YOU GUYS JUST LOOK AT THAT. I CANNOT LOOK AWAY. IT MOOOOOOOVES.
Faberry has magical gay powers. But we already knew that.
Again with the magical gay powers. ♥
Yeah. I ship it.
Ahahahaha. YES.
My fandom has the most fun.
NO REALLY. THE MOST FUN. *is still laughing at her sailor suit*
If you want fic or vid recs, just say the word! There is a lot more where this came from.
In conclusion:
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥