Cheesy Cup O'Noodles

Jun 07, 2009 20:53

Now before we get started, yes I know the "O" has been removed and now it's just Nissin Cup Noodle.  Bless you my engrish brothers.  The Irish can O'suck it.

So you are hankering for something with a sodium punch hard enough to knock the tattoo off of Mike Tyson's face, you didn't bring lunch to the office, and what the hell you only have $5 in your pocket!  What is a hungry mofo to do?

I'll tell you what you do!  You head on over to the 7-11 and prepare yourself a feast!  Here's how it goes:

Grab yourself your favorite flavor of the noodle in a cup and head over to the coffee machine.  You fill your cup with hot water as normal, BUT you do not fill to the recommended line.  Fill it up to about a quarter inch from the line.  Why?  Well this is where the cheesy goodness comes in.  You walk over to the nacho center.  This is where you have access to unlimited amounts of oozy cheese...and even chili if you got the hankering.  You fill the cup the rest of the way, above the line, with that hot cheesy love...or maybe leave room for some chili if you are feeling saucy.  Grab some chips and a beverage of choice then head back to your office or your favorite lunch spot.  When you arrive give the contents of the cup a good stir and enjoy!

tips:  Maybe you want it more cheesy?  Use less water and more cheese sauce.  Keep in mind that the heat of the water helps in the rehydration of the noodles so you need to have enough to get the job done.

food, 7-11, chef, cheese, eating, janky, noodles, improvised

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