the vampire porn 3x04 'disturbing behavior'
1. OMG THE FEELINGS THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
2. First: BONNIE IS BACK. \o/ I MISSED HER FACE. And I kinda still ship her and Jeremy, bless. Though ow, clearly shit had to start happening three seconds after she got back in town.
3. I want Caroline's pink outfit. Can I have it? Pretty please? My feminine side fell in love with it. That stated, CAROLINE, PLEASE ALL THE AWARDS. I love her. I LOVE HER. First: good that she called Elena on her UST with Damon and basically on everything else. Please always speak your mind, Forbes, ilu. Also: that girl really IS a good person. Also: NNGH she and Tyler just ooze chemistry. They're so very lovely.
4. On to the best part of this episode: DAMON/CAROLINE CATFIGHT. OH MY GOSH THAT WAS GLORIOUS. 'I'm stronger' - 'I'M ANGRIER' XD oh Caroline ilu. That was one of the moments when I was hoping for someone to give Damon a nice kick in the backside because he 100% deserved it and she totally delivered. That bit was just SO AWESOME.
5. Damon, Damon, one step forward and three steps back? I do realize that his first instinct whenever he feels cornered is snapping someone's neck, and I do appreciate that they aren't trying to turn him into Stefan even if Elena wishes he was, but GEEZ DAMON CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WENT AND SNAPPED THE NECK OF POSSIBLY THE ONE PERSON IN THIS CITY WHO LEGIT CARES ABOUT YOUR WELL-BEING.
Though it was priceless that he went and made margaritas when Alaric woke up lolololol. Were they margaritas? Whatever. Anyway he deserved the lashing thoroughly. I'd get pissed too if my bff killed me for the second time and didn't have the excuses that he had during the first. Oh well, I foresee angry offscreen sex. And at some point they'll get over it, but Alaric has totally the right to stay pissed at Damon for now.
Anyway I love him and Liz Forbes. And please Damon keep snarking forever.
6. Re Alaric: SOMEONE FINALLY TOLD STRAIGHT THAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO LOOK OUT FOR HUMANS. THANK FUCK. Ric, stay smart forever.
7. ANNA ;_______________; gosh she made me cry. Can I hug her? Oh poor her. I'm totally buying that she's legit (and that Vicky might not be). Though another thing I'm happy about: Jeremy told Bonnie as soon as he realized it was getting out of control. He didn't beat around the bush for another six episodes until the shit hits the fan. Can I just say that I love that this show has some goddamn pacing?
8. I'll miss Gloria. Also I feel horrible because every time someone tortures Stefan he's shirtless and I'm like 'OH PAUL, LOOKING SO NICE, MMM.' I'm obviously a very bad person. And then there was the Elena/Stefan sort of montage and I went like ;____________; SHIP MY SHIP.
Also errrr HI STEFAN, YOU'RE IN DEEP SHIT. Also: pacing, let me hug you. I love that he's in Mystic Falls already - I was despairing that it'd happen before midseason.
9. Katherine: wtf? I don't get what she's up to. This round she was way less annoying than last season but I'm not sure I like. Also, UGH DAMON AND KATHERINE ARE ON A ROAD TRIP? Considering how he becomes when he's around her and how he's been this episode, I... don't really look forward to the mess that's going to happen.
10. So, Sebastian Roché's character is named Michael. LOL FOREVER. He's also been around way longer than just the thirties. I'm so damned curious about what exactly he is, I'm squirming in excitement. Seriously - when Stefan was like 'he's a HUNTER' he was stressing the word so I should assume that professional vampire hunters are some kind of elite that lives forever? Whatever I JUST WILL BE HERE WAITING FOR SEB TO SHOW HIS FACE FOR GOOD. :D and thinking that he's obviously Balthazar in disguise.
11. Am I seeing things or they're really pushing on the Klaus/Stefan vibe? This entire ep I felt like Stefan was sort of... trying to play Klaus around based on the fact that he knows that Klaus has the hots for him. Idek. By now I'm just waiting for them to make out.
12. I'm probably forgetting stuff but for now I'm just like ETERNAL FLAIL. This show makes me so happy really.
Also I still want Caroline's dress. :((( Like, really.
2. First: BONNIE IS BACK. \o/ I MISSED HER FACE. And I kinda still ship her and Jeremy, bless. Though ow, clearly shit had to start happening three seconds after she got back in town.
3. I want Caroline's pink outfit. Can I have it? Pretty please? My feminine side fell in love with it. That stated, CAROLINE, PLEASE ALL THE AWARDS. I love her. I LOVE HER. First: good that she called Elena on her UST with Damon and basically on everything else. Please always speak your mind, Forbes, ilu. Also: that girl really IS a good person. Also: NNGH she and Tyler just ooze chemistry. They're so very lovely.
4. On to the best part of this episode: DAMON/CAROLINE CATFIGHT. OH MY GOSH THAT WAS GLORIOUS. 'I'm stronger' - 'I'M ANGRIER' XD oh Caroline ilu. That was one of the moments when I was hoping for someone to give Damon a nice kick in the backside because he 100% deserved it and she totally delivered. That bit was just SO AWESOME.
5. Damon, Damon, one step forward and three steps back? I do realize that his first instinct whenever he feels cornered is snapping someone's neck, and I do appreciate that they aren't trying to turn him into Stefan even if Elena wishes he was, but GEEZ DAMON CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WENT AND SNAPPED THE NECK OF POSSIBLY THE ONE PERSON IN THIS CITY WHO LEGIT CARES ABOUT YOUR WELL-BEING.
Though it was priceless that he went and made margaritas when Alaric woke up lolololol. Were they margaritas? Whatever. Anyway he deserved the lashing thoroughly. I'd get pissed too if my bff killed me for the second time and didn't have the excuses that he had during the first. Oh well, I foresee angry offscreen sex. And at some point they'll get over it, but Alaric has totally the right to stay pissed at Damon for now.
Anyway I love him and Liz Forbes. And please Damon keep snarking forever.
6. Re Alaric: SOMEONE FINALLY TOLD STRAIGHT THAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO LOOK OUT FOR HUMANS. THANK FUCK. Ric, stay smart forever.
7. ANNA ;_______________; gosh she made me cry. Can I hug her? Oh poor her. I'm totally buying that she's legit (and that Vicky might not be). Though another thing I'm happy about: Jeremy told Bonnie as soon as he realized it was getting out of control. He didn't beat around the bush for another six episodes until the shit hits the fan. Can I just say that I love that this show has some goddamn pacing?
8. I'll miss Gloria. Also I feel horrible because every time someone tortures Stefan he's shirtless and I'm like 'OH PAUL, LOOKING SO NICE, MMM.' I'm obviously a very bad person. And then there was the Elena/Stefan sort of montage and I went like ;____________; SHIP MY SHIP.
Also errrr HI STEFAN, YOU'RE IN DEEP SHIT. Also: pacing, let me hug you. I love that he's in Mystic Falls already - I was despairing that it'd happen before midseason.
9. Katherine: wtf? I don't get what she's up to. This round she was way less annoying than last season but I'm not sure I like. Also, UGH DAMON AND KATHERINE ARE ON A ROAD TRIP? Considering how he becomes when he's around her and how he's been this episode, I... don't really look forward to the mess that's going to happen.
10. So, Sebastian Roché's character is named Michael. LOL FOREVER. He's also been around way longer than just the thirties. I'm so damned curious about what exactly he is, I'm squirming in excitement. Seriously - when Stefan was like 'he's a HUNTER' he was stressing the word so I should assume that professional vampire hunters are some kind of elite that lives forever? Whatever I JUST WILL BE HERE WAITING FOR SEB TO SHOW HIS FACE FOR GOOD. :D and thinking that he's obviously Balthazar in disguise.
11. Am I seeing things or they're really pushing on the Klaus/Stefan vibe? This entire ep I felt like Stefan was sort of... trying to play Klaus around based on the fact that he knows that Klaus has the hots for him. Idek. By now I'm just waiting for them to make out.
12. I'm probably forgetting stuff but for now I'm just like ETERNAL FLAIL. This show makes me so happy really.
Also I still want Caroline's dress. :((( Like, really.