Thing 1: I HEARD YOU LIKE HORROR STORIES SO I PUBLISHED YOU SOME HORROR STORIES

Several of the books I've been working on at Tachyon are now for sale!  You should go buy them, because they are awesome and it supports me.

We've got The Best of Joe R. Lansdale  which is exactly what it sounds like.  Lansdale is a horror writer who's style is kinda ( Read more... )

Have we all seen this one?  I hope we have.

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Oh SNL I knew you could do it!  Thank you for being funny again.

Fuck yes! way to bring back an oldie but a goodie! I love you, Jon Stewart. But you know who I don't love? Hulu.com, whose preload function is so asinine I can only watch three minutes of you at a time.

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In other news, apparently a favorite teacher of mine is sick--at least I assume so, because UCSC sent me an email about the class I was looking ( Read more... )

This is a post about things I think we should really be talking about.  These may not be things YOU think we should talk about, but who gives a crap, it's my journal.  So.  Let's talk.

We'll begin with Lolly's vibrator.  Yeah, we're still talking about this, and I'm still loving talking about this.  Remember last post when I said that this fucker ( Read more... )

We have a saying around here: "If it's Tuesday, there must be dildos."  Don't ask why we have that saying, it's nothing exciting and you'll just end up disappointed.

Anyway, we have also have another saying, more like an oft repeated sentence actually: "I have no idea what to get Lolly for a gift."  Seriously dudes, she's one of those impossible ( Read more... )

So roomie wrote a Lost fic starring me.  Thanks Lis, this is sooooo how it would go down (lawl)

“Oh Locke!” Elizabeth cried “You’re sweaty, bald head is really turning me on!”

“I can tell my little turtle dove” John whispered soothingly in her ear, “but we must wait for Ben to join us.”  Elizabeth pressed herself against is bulging pectorals wantonly ( Read more... )