Gee thanks
So roomie wrote a Lost fic starring me. Thanks Lis, this is sooooo how it would go down (lawl)
“Oh Locke!” Elizabeth cried “You’re sweaty, bald head is really turning me on!”
“I can tell my little turtle dove” John whispered soothingly in her ear, “but we must wait for Ben to join us.” Elizabeth pressed herself against is bulging pectorals wantonly.
“I can’t wait you handsome, handsome man! Take me now!” She yanked her shirt open swiftly, sending buttons flying across the room.
Suddenly a polar bear and the smoke monster emerged from the jungle. Clearly they wanted in on the action.
“Oh Locke!” Elizabeth cried “You’re sweaty, bald head is really turning me on!”
“I can tell my little turtle dove” John whispered soothingly in her ear, “but we must wait for Ben to join us.” Elizabeth pressed herself against is bulging pectorals wantonly.
“I can’t wait you handsome, handsome man! Take me now!” She yanked her shirt open swiftly, sending buttons flying across the room.
Suddenly a polar bear and the smoke monster emerged from the jungle. Clearly they wanted in on the action.