Paua Island : Jacqui & Ianto : 3
Let's start this one on a positive note: Ianto is best friends with his son, Neville!
Ianto and Neville's mother hate each other, but we won't go into that yet.
Neville is a PIRATE!
And a child. But... PIRATE!
And once de-pirate-ified, we find that Neville is very cute.
Although I'm not sure where he got those anime eyes from.
I know who he got the chess obsession from, though, Ianto.
Oh, don't worry, Jacqui is still here and failing at life.
Here we find her peeing on the baby that seems to have been dropped on the kitchen floor!
A gardener is hired because Jacqui and Ianto can't even take care of themselves, much less their weed-ridden garden.
Oh good, toddler time! At least a toddler can crawl away before it gets peed on.
Kennedy obviously got Ianto's nose.
She's pretty cute.
Looks can be deceiving.
Not two seconds later, Jacqui pops while potty training Kennedy.
WHEN DID YOU DO THAT, IANTO?? Sneaky bastard.
But his kids still love him!
His girlfriend is still another story.
Neville brings home Liz and Jack's son Logan, and they play cops and robbers in the bedroom where Jacqui is sleeping.
Keep a close eye on Logan. He gets to be a common theme.
Neville and Kennedy are already bonding. D'aww.
Have I mentioned that Kennedy is a complete BRAT? Because she is. She looks like this for most of her toddlerhood, no matter where she is or what she's doing.
And just my luck, Jacqui's having another one!
Ianto: Baby!
Jacqui: I hate you.
You know it's bad when a Family Sim goes into aspirational failure right after having a baby.
Neville: I think it's time we talked about the elephant in the room. You guys don't actually like each other, do you?
Jacqui: Well, um...
Ianto: Eat your pancakes.
Kennedy grows up into a cute but bratty child.
This is when I get a brilliant (re: really stupid) idea, and invite like the entire neighborhood over.
And the tenth Doctor brings Elvis. NO, DOCTOR. BABIES STAY AT HOME!
Liz doesn't seem very concerned to find her ex-lover Jack making out with Gwen on the front lawn.
But God help Jack for whatever he just did.
I don't even know how this happened, but apparently Gwen thought the perfect revenge would be to go fall in love with Jack's Doctor.
Jack just looks like he's contemplating a threesome.
Elvis gets a dirty diaper, so Ten hands the baby to Jacqui.
Oddly, babies who don't belong in the house can't have their diapers changed, even by household sims.
Gee, maybe that's because they don't belong there!
Jacqui and Ianto's baby is about to grow up (yeah, remember her? No, I didn't either.), and there is a rather large party gathered already, making it difficult for Jacqui to ignore the birthday and fix dinner.
Hi, Taylor! You're going to wish you'd never been born into this house...
I feel more like I'm playing Where's Waldo? than the Sims 2.
Eventually, the party disperses and all the guests go home.
Except for one.
That's right, the smelly baby sleeping on the kitchen floor is none other than Elvis.
And where are his parents?
Gone.
I find Ianto standing outside looking at a smoldering pile of... something. I still haven't figured out what it was. Any ideas?