Chrissy: It's a touchdown with my tongue! Woot ( Read more... )

Me: Aww crap! i had my finger in the wrong whole!
Billy and Matt snarf.
Me: Maybe that's why I wasn't getting anywhere with it...

(trying to put the curtain back on the rod.)

Jena: You won't be creepy. You're just like me!
Billy: Yeah, it's like looking into the mirror, except you can have sex with it.

Dan: It's farting on my back!! I swear!! (in the hot tub ( Read more... )

Ben: Just b/c your mom steals your porn and toys doesn't mean she's not a prude! *on the way to get dinner with my mommy ( Read more... )

JacintaMusicaJ: why is everyone dressing up as a fairy this year ( Read more... )

"In the beginning was the note, and the note was with God; And whosoever could reach for that note, reach high and bring it back to us on earth to our earthly ears - he is a composer and to the extent of that reach partakes of the Divine."

~Leonard Bernstein

Joshy: What IS this thing? *holds up a controller ( Read more... )

Ryan: And how did it make you feel Jeni?
Me: Dissettled. quite.
Ben: Unsettled..in this house we use Proper Grammar.
Ryan: Posh, we don't!
Ben: and we dont use prepostional phrases!
Ryan: sure we do!
Ben: aw crap I work at a prepositional phrase!!

I'm gonna miss roommates.

Meg: You have really little nipples
Ben: It's cuz he just shaved them
Ryan: *proceeds to feel them* They're normal!]

Meg: Y'know I havn't been on AMI..MAI? MIA??
Ben, Ryan and I: AIM???
Meg: Yeah! Its been forever!

:-D I love you Megan.