Ryan: And how did it make you feel Jeni?
Me: Dissettled. quite.
Ben: Unsettled..in this house we use Proper Grammar.
Ryan: Posh, we don't!
Ben: and we dont use prepostional phrases!
Ryan: sure we do!
Ben: aw crap I work at a prepositional phrase!!

I'm gonna miss roommates.

Me: at least I'm not having dreams about Andrew again ( Read more... )

Jeni: I think it scared him when I said I'd had sex in a church.
Ben: no offence hon, but get out of my bed...
Jeni: Fine! but I'm taking my pussy with me! ^o^
**picks up Peace and walks out of room**
Ben: All she's good for is deflating my bed anyways!

^.^

Me: Well, Ben, technically it was a 3-some. ;)
Ben: But but! I hate you go die!!

Ben: I will castrate you all!
Em and I exchange mutual owies looks
Em: but that would hurt more than MALE castration... bc you're cutting off a bunch of nerves!
Ben: And THAT'S (motioning) not a bundle of nerves?
Em: Okay fine of course you are.
Ben: b/c we all know that the penis has NO sensitivity whatsoever!

Ben: Yeah once you get past 20 18's pretty young for you.
Me: oh really?
Ben: Yeah, you can send them my way then..
Me: But look at you/
Ben: But I was 20 then... i mean past 20...
Me: But you just said that I could send them your way now.. and you're how old hon?
Ben: it doesn't matter in teh gay world!
*walks off*

Me: So, if your sister is my surogate sister...and she's your real sister, does that make you my real surrogate brother?
Ben: If it keeps you from hitting on me anymore than you do.
Me: Is it that noticable?
Ben: Wait... you do?!
Me: uhhh.. ^.^

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