Spiders and scorpions...
omg helo :)
So I'm skipping all of the pictures from September-December and posting all the ones from Christmas break first!
Let the pictures commence in 3, 2, 1...Fergie.
So last Thursday, we all decided to go out to Plan B! I went out to pick up Gavin and Priya, and came home to find somebody who made themself right at home:
We were soon joined by Poland, who, as usual, took some E before joining us...God she's such an addict.
A few "I'm not going to drink very much tonight" statements later, the bad-memories treadmill was being conquered by a fully intoxicated Polish whore:
Those statements were a result of a heavy night of drinking 2 nights before by Liz and Natalia, where Natalia ended up missing a shoe, an earring, two buttons of her coat, and some of the skin on her back, while Liz puked up a storm in front of a police officer...so classy.
Christmas Tree Friends!
Natalia, why is your smile so pained? Pictures reveal our secrets.
Black and White Bitches!
Three's company!
Natalia, don't be sad! The botox will wear off.
Brown Christmas
Friendly Five!
I say we dance it out.
Natalia is sluttastic and I'm interested.
Someone didn't get the memo...
Milly thought I was trying to steal her booze away from her apparently..."Oh dearie...oh no, don't do that...Milly's gonna have to whoop your ass then..."
Liz wins.
Gavstar is frightened by how saucey Priya is!
Liz pulling a Samaire by stumbling around the room:
Many drinks later and a rendez-vous between Natalia's ass and my stairs (for the second time since we've known each other), we were on our way to the bus stop!
Gavin: "Liz, I love your dyke coat."
Liz: "ROCK ON! DYKE COATS KICK ASS!"
The girls descending Valewood in an intensely Special Ed-manner:
Please donate. They need your help.
Trans 4 Life
Little did we know what the night had in store for our inner trans...
Bus Stop Buddies!
Lol @ Gavin trying to discreetly wave down the bus during the picture
An antelope on a bus! How unorthodox!
A Bus and a Truck on a bus! How unorthodox!
A Little Slut and a Retard on a bus! ...ok that's not very unorthodox.
Justin the Tranny and Priya the Peeker:
LOL @ the Andre hand
Fuggie and Pedophile:
Dat eemage vill...hhhaunt me...
Praise the Lord that none of us are in this picture anymore than we are...
Terrifying.
We finally got to Plan B to find no line-up and a jam-packed club! WOOHOO!
Poland got so excited, she grabbed a naked Penguin!
We ran into SO many people there including Ellary, Eleanora, Alex Volkovskis, Sid, and Brendan Zelonka (gong show.). It was a SMU reunion to the MAX!
Emma is very enthusiastically telling Gavin a bedtime story
But wait! Something incredible happened that made us all stop and re-think our lives...
...something that completed our existence and made us able to die happy...
...something so amazing that we almost fainted from pure excitement and joy...
Ladies and Gentlemen...meet...
SHERRY.
So here's the story: I went outside with Natalia to retrieve the Bavarian Beefcake, when we re-entered to find Liz and Gavin SO FILLED WITH JOY they could hardly contain it and running up to us on the dancefloor...
Liz and Gavin: "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, WE MET A FUCKING TRAN."
Let me just say...there was a 10-minute scream followed by intense laughter/jumping with glee.
Gavin's description of the moment: "Liz and I both stopped dead in our tracks and within 10 seconds of seeing Sherry, Liz had her arm around her for a picture." LOL
Love at first sight
Btw, Sherry LOVED Liz. They were BFF's. No joke. I guess trans just gravitate towards each other.
Sherry busts a move!
Sherry: "Stop taking my picture, you hippie trash!"
The "Friends Meet Sherry" moments:
Natalia:
Sherry: "And who are you?"
Natalia: "AHHHHHH!" (runs behind Liz)
Tomi:
Sherry: "Are you a party girl?"
Tomi: "Yeah."
Sherry: "Am I a party girl?"
Tomi: "Yeah."
Me:
Liz: "I have someone I want you to meet!"
Sherry: "Is that your boyfriend?"
Liz: "YES! YES THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!"
Sherry: "Well...you're a very lucky man."
Me: "Thanks..."
Sherry: "You're just the whole package aren't you!"
Me: "Yeah...!"
Sherry peaced out for a while and let us calm down for a bit...
Tomi (motioning towards the pole): "Hey...Melissa's here!"
I look over and see the Asian Slut swinging around the pole with Natasha and Tisah...so typical.
Gavaa, Luss Uss, and Tams had a FIELD DAY with the photos that night! Observe:
Ohhh Leez and Tashi...
Club Kids
Asian Invasion!
Gavin's such a lady but he's dancin like a tard!
There's a huge amount of sexual charge in this picture...
Natalia WANTS that big-headed tard RIGHT NOW, SO BADLY.
Club Kids: The Remix
Lol @ Priya and my Fugness
K Smooth, show us where the beat's at!
After a far-too-long hiatus, Sherry BUSTED her way back into the scene with her hormones spilling out of her purse! Quelle surprise.
I'm lovin the hot pink lipstick & blush, the blue eyeshadow, the $2 earrings, the $3 wig with hairbands in it, and the sequined dress. Our picture-perfect Tran.
Sherry doesn't want any more pictures! Quelle dommage!
She's a showstopper! Please note the number of people who's attention she FULLY has:
Charlie's Trannies
Sherry's just LOVIN LIZ!
Club Kids, part 3:
Please note the Asian BITCH beside Liz. HAHA
Club was packed, the bar was filled, I'm waitin for a sister to act like Lauryn Hill...
Die Justin.
The Asians are making Gavin cry! :(
Tamar the Barbar was the go-to gal for pictures that night!
30 minutes went by and we hadn't seen Natalia...so we thought...where is our Poland? Cue the Rock music...
Oh...there she is.
Quite reminiscent of...*cue the rock music*
Don't cha think?
My Angry Thumb, Cute Chipmunk and Granny Box
Wait...cancel that about the "Cute Chipmunk"...
And then Natalia turned into a Russian aristocrat..."Mmmhh, dahhling, please, I must have peecture vith hyou..."
Busty Bamphy Toms, Sneaky Luss Bus, and Rotund Olive
And again!
Me: "Alright kids, everybody settle down now."
Sorry Pinky, you gotta go.
Gavin: "Don't..."
Me: "Don't..."
What party poopers.
Did Priya go to Tibet again? Where is she?!
BOW! THERE SHE IS!
It's a Sauce and Gavstar BLOWOUT!
Gavin's done.
The Three Amigos
Liz and Gavaa star gaze
Imagine a deep, husky voice: "Hey...hey you...wanna ride with me on the Polar Sexpress?"
Dr. Jekyll behind Pervy Lazy Luss needs to relax.
Tubs and Ape
Cheetah on the Loose!
Lol @ the struggling-to-kiss couple behind
The Grudge showed up (guess who The Grudge is...)
Tasha feels a bit awkward as Betty gives her ex-hubby James a kiss on the neck...
And then feels really upset when she lets out a stinky squeaker right in a crowd of people.
My fellow Victoria Drunkards:
...minus Ahmed in the back.
BFF Time!
Priya and Luss ALWAYS look like BFF's...but in this case, Priya kinda looks like she wants to molest Liz. I'm scared.
The Kills party it up
Hot Bitches
Barstars!
Liz's vag is LOVIN that pole, and Melissa sees it!
Pole party!
Uh oh! Witch down!
Other funny moments of the night:
- Gavin and I: "The LAMB, it's goin cross ma shirt!"
- Natalia (to Emma): "Hey, can I have a sip of your water?" (gives back an empty bottle)
- Melissa and I talking jibberish to each other
Well it was due time for a breath of fresh air!
And then back inside for one final dance of the night!
As we all very well know, this face means: TIME TO GO.
So after waiting in an INCREDIBLY claustrophobic crowd in which Liz and I definitely found "December 28, 2006 Plan B Shart" in a big, bad way, we finally got our coats and BOOKED it down the stairs into the open. It was the most suffocating moment of my life!
Our final picture of the night described our emotions at the time: Forced happiness and worry
It was an incredibly fun night out and we all had a BLAST! Hope you all enjoyed that entry! Another one will soon follow...until then...
SHERRY OUT.