My lawn needs some fergalizer...: j_to_the_g

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My lawn needs some fergalizer...

Nov 07, 2006 22:52

HEY HEY HI!

Well here I am again with another post! Please give me my one song glory for posting so quickly! Mad props.

So this is a PURELY clubbing post because being 19 means being a barstar, obviously. And it is 100% PLAN B, like every other time! Fergalicious!

So when Natalia came back from the faraway land of Vancouver to visit during the summer, we decided to party it up! I had to work late so I didn't arrive until close to 12...where I had to wait in line RIGHT in front of Andrew Cavin and Adam Courtnall...awkward situation considering there was no acknowledgement of each other.

Once inside, I was greeted by some bamph and some vulnerability...

And by some big face and some Poland...

Due to the fact that Mosmie was present, it wasn't long before the pole found some new permanent residents!

Laura looks so proper in comparison to the GIRLS GONE WILD (aka China and Poland)

It was a public affair that night at Plan B, so all the girls took their turns joining the gruesome twosome!

Lauren's steppin out for a public affair...

So is Barbarian!

And Cherry!

Hoochay mommas!

Beautiful Disaster

Natalia wins.

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!

Favourite:

How many things can you find wrong (aka RIGHT) with this picture?

My deduction: Gavin looks like an ugly chick with a far-back hairline and her hair tied back in a fug ponytail, Tomi looks like a stunned awkward man, and Natalia looks like a Russian Gymnastics Tranny. My take? Love it.

Spaced Ape and Lazy Cones

Hey, you guys!

Yes sir, I can boogie...boogie woogie...all night looong!

Melissa contemplates whether she should rape Claire Battershill...

A moment of thought yields a definite answer: YES.

LOL.

Jam-packed with Juju! (that should totally be the name of Julie's reality tv show)

Check up on it!

BING BANG BOW! It's PRIYAAA!

Damn...that ugly chick with her hair tied back and that awkward man just wouldn't stay out of my pictures! This time they were joined by a retarded Korean...what a combo!

Errybody in the club gettin tipsy...

10 points if you spot Kit Brownfarts. Oh...and Natalia...you are dancing with the HOTTEST SHIT ALIVE! AOW AOW!

15 points if you can spot the Andre Hand.

Tomi's lovin how Natalia's hittin all the hotties up style...

Birthday Buddy DEFINITELY looked better through blurred vision in the dark.

BOOM! It's Cones and Rotund time!

Tomi is SO gleeful in the last one! Warms your heart, doesn't she?

Drunken Kookai and Chinaman

Actual moment: "COME GIRL, I'M TRYNNA GET YA PUSSY WET...WORK THAT, LET ME SEE YA DRIP SWEAT!"

Melissa's in love.

"Fuck you, no I'm not! I LACTATE!"

Very spontaneous post-club picture:

BIG LOL @ Julie's face being GENTLY propped up by Melissa's purse.

Take 2!

I got some Jane lovin...

..and then some face smushin.

About a week later, once Melissa had departed for her Hawaiian cruise (rich bitch), we were headed out on the town for the FINAL Plan B outing of the summer! Gavin and I reflected on this sad fact on the top of Mt. Doug.

Before trekking up, some fat asshole got mad at us for parking "so close" to his car (obviously because he would have to exert some kind of energy to try to squeeze his cellulite-ridden ass in somehow). HE is on my list.

We picked up the Cheese that night and headed on home for a pre-drinking session!

Le Fromage

Sneaky little bitch.

Smiley Big Head!

Jess became a rotund man...

...while catching my "Drunken Mosa" show on film

Pucker up, you hussie!

It's a Jess and Justin EXTRAVAGANZA! (again...)

Pre-leave:

Post-mad dash to the bus stop for no reason:

I repeat, once again...30-something couple who have been dating for almost four years.

That thong thong thong thong thong.

Good times!

Squishy

Before hitting up Plan B, we took Royal Bank by storm!

Jessica Hopkins and the Prisoner of Azkahusk

While Gavin attempted to withdraw money, I bombarded him at the machine...

And was soon joined by my partner-in-crime...

LOL.

We met up with the...

Broads on Broad Street!

Arshia was in town visiting! It was so good to see that Persian Long Tea Icelandic!

Speaking of Long Tea Icelandic...here she is with one!

"Mmm...it's a bit potent."

Natalia had her wallet stolen in Richmond that week, so she had to use her passport to get in! What a fuckin immigrant...get out of our country you hippie trash!
Here's the hippie trash with the Cheese and one-half of the Revolting Duo

The In Crowd

Jess is husky and Arshia has a BIG secret that she wants to tell the camera!

Why is Nick Carter at Plan B?

Le Kathryn and I

Gangs of Plan B

Liz (upon seeing Big and Tall in the back): "I didn't know the circus was in town..." WINNER.

Sup hotties?

Oh Jess.

I smelled the stench of cheap perfume and Smirnoff, and then heard SCREECHED in my ear "ARE YOU 12 OR UNDER?! IF YOU ARE, COME HERE YOU NASTY NAUGHTY BOY!"...yup...it was May and June.

Persia and Dutch Shotput Champion

Shake it like a salt shaker!

Revolting.

That dancefloor is my life.

Natalia smells something skanky...

It was definitely Liz.

Arshia made the rounds, macking on all the hot chicks in town!

After getting nowhere with her sexual advances, she turned her sights on some more vulnerable prey:

And then, as a last resort, turned her sultry maneuvers on Jane and Joan of Arc! They gave in faster than you can say "A VEE VEE VEE"

Uh oh...how did Transcanada get into the club?!

The tranny was soon after thrown out on his/her ass as he/she screamed "MY HORMONES!"

Bus, Truck and Little Slut!

All the girls at the bar gonna get fired up!

Kathryn is memerized, Jess is pretty, Gavin is on E, Arshia is unfortunate.

Group puc!

So...Jess is a businesswoman.

Kathryn and Gavin are mid-speech, I'm having the time of my life being fat, Jess is busty, Natalia is a chipmunk on E...but wait...