The entertainment value of Spam
Ok, I couldn't really think of anything original to write, so I'll just make fun of various spam e-mails that I've gotten and kept due to their entertainment value. The first one is from a very special debt relief group.
Are You Stressed from Being in Debt?
Forgive Us Our Debts. Matt:6:12
Be Debt Free in 12 months or less
Stop Collectors from Harassing You.
ChristianDebtRemovers.org- Debt Elimination Services Based On Christian Principles.
Which makes me wonder, where exactly in the Bible did Jesus discuss money management? Did he get into personal budgeting and bad spending habits? "And unto you I say this, buy not of the name brand potato chips. Truly the generic brands cost less and are just as delicious to the Lord." And how do they get the collectors to stop harrassing you? Is there prayer involved or do they actually send out the more psychotic of the fundamentalists to firebomb the collector's offices? That might actually be kind of entertaining.....but then, I'm just mean.
Next..umm...I not sure what to make of this. You know how several companies have prison inmates manning their phone lines? When you book a flight through certain airlines it's an prisoner taking it. Some other companies use them for catalog sales. Well, now it seems that companies have moved beyond prisons and are now providing jobs to patients in insane asylums. For example:
Hello frostie10@juno.com,
iIts all about feeling goodz, health is wealth after all.
we got almost every item that anyp ch3 mist has.
whether its E - D- that you u need or tram a doll, Value ims
or even XX anan all is here.
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Copy the below website and paste in your browser:
nametwo.com
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I am a teacher of preschool children with disabilities. I have been making software for the children in my classrooms for the last eight years. Over the past 23 years I have encountered many types of disabilities and many types of parents. The question.
3.
Every child communicates in some form whether it be by crying, body language, facial expressions or verbalization. Some children talk early, some late, some with augmentative communication devices, some not at all. As a teacher I wanted to facilitate the child learning language..
Did those news announcers dislike jumping?.
Ashley disliked reading between the two buildings..
I didn't love dancing for two hours..
Joseph has just remembered walking..
6.
2.
cheese burger and cheese fries .... mmmmm.
I am not enjoying skiing among the trees at the moment..
Don't those teachers very often love jogging?.
tomorrow i will wash my hair and go to the salon. Regards,
Erin Mertens
Well I can agree with the "cheeseburger and fries..mmmmmm." And no, frostie10 is not my juno e-mail address. This e-mail fascinates me, because I keep thinking that maybe there is something there....something deep and philosophical hidden within these mad ramblings. Perhaps the secret of life? But then I realize, no, this was simply written by someone who is currently drooling in a corner and eating every insect that gets within a 2 foot radius.
Ok, the next one I won't post in it's entirety unless people actually want to see the whole thing. It was sent with "SEVEN NOTICE" as the subject. It is selling nothing...it's just one large block of text that rambles on and on, and even begins in mid-sentence.
was moaning slightly with every exhale. Jessica seemed completelyfocussed on Sung again. Sung was now in this new longing. I'm now more aware that the had any right to attack Iraq. I didn't even think that I call my friends talk about and discuss the news, and I felt incompetent and embarassed, which are two feelings that I'm not interested in behaving in a welding class she took once. It looks a bit to look forward directly at Jessica's well-trimmed c**t I could muster not to give back the slightest of nods. Both Sung and Jessica looked Sung in the day.
Eventually, I ended a month and a blank page and start shovelling out the bedroom door, which she left town for 6 weeks.
I consider myself to look at Sung who was licking to orgasm a beautiful black/blue velvet dress that was left absent by the situation, and that was necessary.
I had any major problems understanding what the janitors have to bust their asses in order to stay in the same note as well, that exhaled acknowledgement that the had any major problems understanding what the Esperantists were incredibly inquisitive and stupendously informative about cultural differences and similarities.
for an amazing time: Take 7 freaks of various types. Place in beautiful wilderness. Add happiness and cooking alcohol. Stir for several hours. And place in chilled flowing water.
Ok, that last part....it's almost profound.