Jesus Scares Me
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm
On this website you will find numerous drawings of people performing their jobs while Jesus watches over them, and in some cases, helps out. It is quite possibly, one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. One would expect that having Jesus backing you up would instill a sense of peace and tranquility into you, but apparently this isn't so.
Look at the picture....look at the truck driver's face...does he look peaceful to you? No...he looks confused. What is Jesus telling him? "Just do it Carl. Hit that accelerator and run that BMW off of the bridge. It'll be ok, Father hates beamers."
Check out the website and tell me that in the Dental Assistant picture, Jesus isn't laughing at the patient's obivious pain. "Ooh...jab that nerve again...his legs twitched." And the Bodybuilder picture.... Jesus is making fun of the guy! Look at the Cook picture and notice the look on Jesus' face that screams out the fact that as soon as those pies hit the windowsill he's going to grab one and run.
I know. I'm a horrible person. This gentleman teaches himself how to draw and then creates this excellent pieces of pencil art. They're supposed to give one hope and inspiration...such good intentions. And you know what they say, "the road to hell is paved with good intentions that your punk-ass has made fun of." Ah well. I suppose I should stock up on suntan lotion. And if any of you laughed at this post or thought the same things...you'd better stock up too.
*looks over his shoulder for a moment* No...wait...don't bother. Jesus said it's ok and we're forgiven. Now I have to go...I'm going to go play Grand Theft Auto 3 and indulge myself in an orgy of death, destruction, and reckless driving habits. Jesus is keep track of all the prostitutes I run over.