So, once upon a time, Richard, Player of Izzy, thought he'd be able to post some carols over the course of a month.
He was wrong.
Because of Events, I've got to dump them pretty much all at once. Meh.
Anyway, here's a re-imagining of Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby". Insert what ever Master tickles most your unholy fancy.
(
London's Christmas wishes aren't quite conventional... )