"In life you're either a team player or someone who doesn't get picked for teams. Loners and rugged individualists have usually chosen their lifestyle because they were sick of it being chosen for them at school."
- Guy Browning, "How to be in a Team", in: Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade
I wrote this fic two years ago, but I just re-edited it and as I never posted it here and some of you won't know it, I might as well inflict it on you.