Hewlett-Packard is writing me to tell about their new music invention, Beats Audio. So far, so good. But evidently this chip is integrated in their new "Envy" line of portable computers or something. What the hell? And I mean that in the most literal sense imaginable. Envy crucified my Lord, you guys. I am going to buy the house full of HP ( Read more... )

I have a small stack of "Oriental style instant noodles" now. The reason for this is a recent foray into a supermarket where I came across some cardboard crates with noodles, and the stylish "WTF" logo prominently printed on the side. They had even conveniently provided their e-mail address, which began with WTF_WTFSALE ( Read more... )

"I act more on emotions than reason. This is something more adults should try" - teacher in court after admitting sex with 14 year old student.