Dec 13, 2010 18:33
Hewlett-Packard is writing me to tell about their new music invention, Beats Audio. So far, so good. But evidently this chip is integrated in their new "Envy" line of portable computers or something. What the hell? And I mean that in the most literal sense imaginable. Envy crucified my Lord, you guys. I am going to buy the house full of HP Buttsecks69 computers before I even stop to consider your HP Envy17. *deletes mail*
And I thought Eris was a bad name. In fact, I'm still holding off buying HTC Desire. But at this pace, next year's computer products may be labeled Perversion, Hate and Murder.
wtf