Rawr.
I cameth back from Harvest Fun, and it was just so boring. In fact, the most fun I had was working at the Popsicle Stix stand. o_o
I think the reason for that was because all the kids were getting, like, the black sticks, and we were trying to get all the prizes for it made.

Harvest Fun suxxors ass this year. So. So. Bad. Urgh.

Anyways.
( Awesome fandom meme for Death Note )

The goal was to make a cliche work, and I chose the Life Note cliche.
Oh, and it had to end in a certain line that I cannot tell or else...yeah.

Original

Title: Bring You Back

Summary: “Ah, so you have obtained a Life Note, shinigami-san?” “Hyuk, yeah.” “…I would like to see the notebook, if I may.” A Life Note cliché improved. Mello x Near. Written ( Read more... )

CRACK!
CRACKCRACCRACEAXCRACRACREACRAVK!!!!

Original crack

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I DOESN’T OWN DEATH NOTE.

I just had to put this up. HAHAHA. Flames are welcome.

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“Near?”

“Yes, Mello?”

“…Let’s do it.”

“…”

“Now.”

“…What?”

“You heard me.”

“Yes, but I do not understa-MELLO! Wh-what are you doing?”

“…”

“Put me down ( Read more... )

I randomly challenged maiawhite on FFNet to write a phone sex convo. with Mello and Near.
Maia's awesome phone sex fic starring Mello and Near~

Title: Phone Talk (;p)
Rating: M
Pairing: Mello and Near, duh
Challenge: To use these three words in the story non-randomly:
1. pipe
2. plunger
3. pizza
Summary:
(My version) A realization one day has Mello reaching ( Read more... )

Feed me comments on my picture. =D
I is a whore. ♥
 

-cackles-

BOW DOWN TO ZEH AWESOME MELLO X NEAR.

Here's nekked Near with Mello.

^_^...it looks like shit, doesn't it?
That's cuz I didn't put effort in it. D=