MAIA I FUCKIN LOVE YOU.

[ithexamimi]

I randomly challenged maiawhite on FFNet to write a phone sex convo. with Mello and Near.
Maia's awesome phone sex fic starring Mello and Near~

Title: Phone Talk (;p)
Rating: M
Pairing: Mello and Near, duh
Challenge: To use these three words in the story non-randomly:
1. pipe
2. plunger
3. pizza
Summary:
(My version) A realization one day has Mello reaching for the phone and calling Near to help him cure his "growing problem."

(Maia's version) Mello is thinking about Near and he can't figure out why. What will happen when he calls him to try to figure it out. A MelloXNear challenge fic for thexamimi. Two-shot fic
Take your pic, but READ FOO'. (But not Nina...she's gonna be scarred.)

[edit] Shit. I leave tomorrow for camp. ;_;