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I want to be my dad when i grow up.

Though he has a belly and his head is less follicularly inclined, he is still more manly than me. This is why.

Situation: Beetle(4 inches long AT LEAST) in the Studyroom.

Modus Operandi

Me: Take some newspaper. Take some deep breaths. Smack the beetle. Take some tissue and wrap it up and flush it.

Him: Take it by the ( Read more... )