There are few people in this world who can really make me laugh. I’m not saying when I laugh at your jokes, I’m not amused. I probably am. But I mean the deep, guttural laugh that comes from the bottom of my stomach and rumbles up through my chest, exploding out of my mouth, my smile not only hurting my cheeks but lengthening the corners of my ( Read more... )

I suppose I should announce, in case anyone's interested, that I am back in Warrenton.  For the next few weeks, until the place I am (hoping) to move into is available, I am living with the lovely Gelly and her gracious parents.  There were many factors that lead me to where I find myself now, that being on Gelly's guest bed.  A number of those ( Read more... )

I am about to spend $60 on this t-shirt site, but I don't care. It's just too good.

This one is for Kevin for his birthday (in royal blue)...

This one is for Jo for her birthday (also in royal blue) ...

And even though I wasn't gonna buy myself a shirt, I couldn't resist, so this one is for me..... because I'm awesome.Now I'm all dressed up in ( Read more... )

Breach was really fuckin' good.  Like, really great.  You should see it.

My sister is also awesome.  Not so much when we run into her friends and they get loud and embarrass me in front of my coworkers.  Even if it was funny to see Joey blush when I told him how they were spazzing about how cute he is.  Anyway, when it's just me and her, Jo is ( Read more... )

In about 10 minutes, I'm going to pick up Joanna - it's sick how excited I am.  I mean, it's just my sister, but I haven't seen her in awhile.  Gonna take her to a late lunch/early dinner, go by Borders for coffee and introduce her to some of my friends, then go to a movie.  Then she's spending the night here in Centreville.  As much as I love how ( Read more... )

OK. I once got a Jones Soda bottle cap that said "Call your dad", and it was my dad's birthday. But I recently got a fortune that is 10 times spookier ( Read more... )

Work was really boring last night. EXCEPT when I witnessed this guy run out the cafe door with a basket full of DVDs, jump into a car, and speed away. That was fuckin' nuts. I had to make a police statement and everything. I don't actually like cops, so that part wasn't fun. But the whole thing was crazy. The punchline is that Joey's pretty ( Read more... )

I'll post a more in-depth post later, with the obligatory list of resolutions and nostalgic flashbacks. But right now I'm tired and have to work in the morning. That is why I am not out partying. And that is why I am bitter and annoyed ( Read more... )

I needed today after yesterday.

I love my sisters. Like a lot. And it really makes me feel warm and tingly that they miss having me around so much.

Tuna was fuckin' HILARIOUS. I actually cried I laughed so hard ( Read more... )

So the grand opening wasn't the big extravaganza it was made out to be. But it was still a busy day. Wasn't so bad for a 10 hour shift, though. Damon and I had some fun. We basically rock the shit out of that cafe. And hey, nearly $10 in tips each. Not too shabby.

I love love LOVE living by myself. Tomorrow I gotta go grocery shopping, though ( Read more... )