mistifi: new Sandra Hill book! I just got her newsletter!
mistifi: "Angel Sabato was an ex-poker champ, bayou treasure hunter, and Playgirl centerfold. Grace O'Brien is an ex-poker playing nun, folk healer with a secret."
starfall: Oooh, this seems delightfully bad. I can't wait!
mistifi: ex-poker playing nun? wtf
starfall: Sandra hill seems a little ( Read more... )

Reading all these romance novels has had a terrible side effect. I feel so lonely. Crap.

Having finished the previous Sandra Hill tome, "The Reluctant Viking", I checked out another SH book from the library, this time "A Tale of Two Vikings". Frankly, the plot isn't exactly radiating energy, and the main draw for this book seems to be the fact that because there's two brother vikings and they get separated from each other, there's 2 ( Read more... )

"At night, through whispered words and feathery caresses, Ruby and Thork spun webs of love, unspoken on his part, that drew them closer and closer together." pg 351 ('unspoken on his part ( Read more... )

"'You have to marry me, Thork.' 'I do?' he asked seductively, rolling on his back and pulling her up on top of him, chest to breast, straining manhood to throbbing womandhood. He was not making this easy, at all." pg. 213 (*hysterical giggles ( Read more... )

"'Fair warning, maid, I may decide afore these three sennights pass to discover for myself just how many of those multiple things you can have.'" pg. 162 (Note: our erstwhile hero is talking about orgasms"Encased in leggings, his muscular thighs guided his large horse expertly. He held his head high, with supreme self-confidence, but a tense muscle ( Read more... )

"Oh, no! Not Dolly Parton! It would be too much of a coincidence if Thork and Jack preferred the same type of woman." pg. 114 (Jack is heroine Ruby's former husband. Thork is apparently an idiot ( Read more... )

And to continue our interesting foray into time traveling mockery ( Read more... )