More Vikings ahoy! I swear it doesn't get much better than this
"Oh, no! Not Dolly Parton! It would be too much of a coincidence if Thork and Jack preferred the same type of woman." pg. 114 (Jack is heroine Ruby's former husband. Thork is apparently an idiot.)
"The kiss was as electrifying as Jack's had ever been and more so. They kissed endlessly, never coming up for air." pg. 123 (Ah, if only this was the end of this story. Alas, the unfortunate side effect of the parable)
"His manhood touched the bud of her femininity, and a shock of pleasure hit Ruby, so intense that she went limp in his arms." pg. 123 (there are no words)
"Without moving, like a master puppeteer, he used just the pressure of his body to pull her sensuous strings to a vibrating pitch." pg. 159 (creepy!)
"Thork's lips brushed her eyes shut and swept like a whisper across her cheek, to the edge of her lips, then teasingly away toward her ear. The wet tip of his tongue traced its narrow whorls then delved inside. In and out it plunged until Ruby arched against him, unable to stand the intense pleasure he had set throbbing in her center." pg. 159 (in case you're lost. We're reading EAR SEX. EAR SEX!)
"The kiss was as electrifying as Jack's had ever been and more so. They kissed endlessly, never coming up for air." pg. 123 (Ah, if only this was the end of this story. Alas, the unfortunate side effect of the parable)
"His manhood touched the bud of her femininity, and a shock of pleasure hit Ruby, so intense that she went limp in his arms." pg. 123 (there are no words)
"Without moving, like a master puppeteer, he used just the pressure of his body to pull her sensuous strings to a vibrating pitch." pg. 159 (creepy!)
"Thork's lips brushed her eyes shut and swept like a whisper across her cheek, to the edge of her lips, then teasingly away toward her ear. The wet tip of his tongue traced its narrow whorls then delved inside. In and out it plunged until Ruby arched against him, unable to stand the intense pleasure he had set throbbing in her center." pg. 159 (in case you're lost. We're reading EAR SEX. EAR SEX!)