hooray!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday caramel_dipped and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mauve_boudoir's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (625 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
irene_sez_om