Moar Bunansa Family
More random pictures from my Bunansa family.
PICTURE HEAVY
We'll start this bitch off with a nice Damon crotch shot. Do you think he stuffs? Or maybe that's just where he hides his stash.
Balthier got old and he is officially GLITCHED and can't change his clothes, every time I'd try, it wouldn't work or it would crash my game. So he's stuck in this offensive outfit until he dies. Fuck me.
He's still on the good shit.
Damon: "I can't feel my hands :D :D"
Evie: "Sup crackie."
Wat is going on here.
Damon: "SENSORY OVERLOAD. DOES NOT COMPUTE."
Saria is still cute as fuq.
Damon accidentally wanders into her room during one of his drug fueled ventures.
Saria RAGES.
MFTE DAMON. She is crazy.
Damon: "You know sis, you just need to learn to reeeeeelllaaaax. I have just the thing for you :D :D"
Yeah, I bet you do. Damon, don't corrupt your sister plz.
Damon: "THE VOICES. THE GODDAMN VOICES. HAAAAAAAAALP."
Jesus won't save you now, boy.
Saia got old too and is still a qt. ...Why is there a window coming through my shower jw.
Yeah, still doesn't eat.
Must you ~seduce every ugly motherfucker in the neighborhood Balthier? Gross.
Speaking of which, he's turned into quite the pervert in his old age.
I'd like to know who Damon's blowing to get A's.
I'm on to you child.
FACES OF A TEENAGE CRACKHEAD:
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Evie & Me: "Holy shit, she eats."
Damon: "SHUT THE GODDAMN DOOR BITCHES."
Well, when you put it that way...
Damon: "They're coming..."
...
Damon: "FML"
DON'T DO IT
Y'know, I really don't think Damon is the one for this job. Just a feeling I get.
WTF ARE YOU DOING EVIE-- OH.
I almost had a heart attack when I first saw this, I thought that kid was Damon D:
And this.. Interesting choice in women, Damon.
I'M GETTING SOME INCESTUOUS VIBES HERE... Damon putting the moves on Evie some girl who looks exactly like his sister. dnw incest ;(
Keep your legs closed, bitch.
Saia: "This chinless douche just had sex with my daughter, didn't he."
I wouldn't be laughing if I were you kid, they're talking about your penis.
Chinless Douche: "Dayuuuumn, your sister's SMOKIN'"
Good luck with that, dude.
Saria: "Must. Kill."
Bless his soul.
Saria: "Hate. Affection."
Bitch, calm yourself.
She made this face for the next two sim hours, I swear to god.
Meanwhile, Damon pissed himself.
Damn Balthier, slow your roll. You're gonna break your goddamn back.
OIC.
Get your bulimic ass to the kitchen NAO and eat.
Jfc she looks like she's about to shit herself at the thought of eating something.
Damon: "He stuck it WHERE EXACTLY?"
...I don't think I want to know.
Anyways, Evie grew up.
Damon, for the love of god, please stop staring at your sister's rack like that. You're creepy.
Saria: "Oops, did I start that!? Guess I won't be eating tonight then :) :) :)"
I see what you did there, Saria.
Yeah, I'd be horrified seeing my 65 year old mother in that swimsuit too guys.
SHE'S STARTING TO CRACK, GUISE.
Then I got bored and stopped taking pictures for awhile. The twins finally grow up, GODDAMN that took forever.
Lol. Just lol. I don't have much hope for him in the looks department. And I have no idea why he has perma-bags under his eyes. I tried fixing it with ~makeup but nothing helped.
OH
Oh wow. Not bad at all.
Saia shares in my surprise.
Saia: "My son is good-looking?! WHO KNEW."
Last picture of angsty Saria.
HOLY TITS.
So here are the kids all grown up:
Bordenave. Remember her? Yeah, neither do I.
Evie. Before she moved in with Bordenave to live a life of... well, nothing, as a spare.
Damon! And his blue hair. Not too shabby at all. The dark circles are gone for the most part rofl, dunno wtf was up with them.
He is displeased.
~Full body shot~
Saria is gorgeous. At least, I think so.
:3
Looking happy for once.
The twins together. D'awww. They look nothing alike damnit. I never get identical twins in this game.
...JFC WHAT IS THIS.
Saria got her sister's goddamn Leno chin rAAAAGE. W/e I still love her.
IA, IA kind sir. Saria is hot.
This here is Gabranth. He is not a townie but idgaf they're getting married.
Damon spends his days MISSING WORK to watch clouds while high as a kite. What a winner.
Lips McGee here is back now that Damon isn't pedobait.
They get engaged!~! Wait a second, what is that on her back.
...Nice tramp stamp.
Ugh. They deserve each other.
He is such a tweaker.
YES, LET'S LOSE OUR VIRGINITY IN THE BED YOU WERE CONCEIVED IN. A+ DAMON, GREAT JOB.
I get the feeling that the voices are back.
Saria is not amused by her brother's new fiancee. Or anyone for that matter...
Saria: "YOU HAVE A GODDAMN SWOLLEN VAGINA ON YOUR FACE AND IT IS ~OFFENSIVE~ TO MY EYES"
Ashe: "Is it too much?"
Saria: "YES, BITCH."
Idk what her deal is man. She has plenty of nice points yet she hates everyone and is constantly arguing/fighting unprovoked, wtf?
Ashe: "He said they'd look like Angelina Jolie's BAWWWWW"
Saria: "...My job here is done"
*evil laugh*
Oh shi-
Saria, gurl you better watch yo back.
At first I was like..
AND THEN I LOL'D.
(Or however that shit goes idk idk. And jfc her hands D:)
Saria proposes to Gabranth.
Saria: "FUCK MY LIFE :D"
Gah, I think she's so pretty.
Get it gurl.
WHO'S CHEATING? BALTHIER IS DAT U AGAIN?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
Um, last time I checked Saia, you and Gabranth were just best friends. Seriously, I was baffled by this. But apparently they had a "crush" on each other from a long time ago. Whatever.
Saia: "BITCH, I WILL CASTRATE YOU."
Sorry Saia, I think his balls are already gone.
Saria don't give a fuck~
Saia: "Oh god, do they hate me now?" *worry worry*
That's what you get for making a huge deal OUT OF NOTHING Saia.
Wtf is Lips McGee doing here still? GO HOME. And stop mooching.
So pissy. Saria will kindly escort you out bitch.
Excuse me but wtf r u doin'? D:
...I take it back, YOU CAN STAY JUST DON'T MURDER SARIA IN HER SLEEP PLZ.
Yes Saria, that'll happen when you have sex.
You'll get pregnant and die.
This little girl calls for Saia every goddamn night, what the shit. They're not even friends. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS LITTLE GIRL? You should not be awake and calling old ladies at 2 a.m.
Saria's pregnant. I'm slightly concerned about the look on her face D:
I think I'm scared for this child.
Good luck with that one Damon, HAHAAHAHAHAHA.
They proceed to get married quickly in the front yard with only the trash can to bear witness. I skipped the wedding because really, they need to gtfo of the house already, there were way too many people.
Bye bitches.
Oh Balthier, still banging the uglies I see. And cheating.
I don't even know how this happened, bitch in the tutu came running up out of literally, nowhere. I think Balthier's got his own stalker.
Saria gives birth without killing anybody in the process, surprisingly.
And jaysus, that wallpaper is busy. I'm trying to remember why I used it...
To a little girl! With her mama's red hair, and I can't remember whose eyes she has. Her name is Din. After the Three Goddesses in OoT.
And can I just say that I don't know why the FUCK my babies are born with what looks like makeup on. I am not one of those crazies who puts makeup on their sim kids. I'm baffled.
And Balthier decides to die RIGHT as she's being born. Wtf. This is not a good sign. Din = new demon child Y/Y?
Anyways, I will miss thy cheating, glitchy ass, Balthier. RIP.
CHA-CHING!
Nice.
Saia doesn't agree with me, tho...
Saria is already pregnant again by the time I take the next picture. Evil baby pop faces ftw. I guess shit got boring or I was lazy or something because I didn't really take any more pictures after this.
Din grew up though! Let's see how cute she is.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Omfg, she's hideous. Please god, be kind to this child as she gets older and let her GROW INTO THAT FACE. I am horrified.
Even worse though: Damon and Ashe's kid Thom.
SWEEEEEEEET BABY JESUS. LMFAO, HE GOT DAMON'S PERMA-UNDER EYE BAGS. HAHAHAHHA.
Saia continued to fall off the deep end as she got older.
Saria gives birth again! To another girl with her mom's red hair and her dad's eyes. Her name is Farore ;)
And then it happened AGAIN. Saia died at the same time as Farore's birth. This is some satanic parallel universe shit. Hold me.
Farore grows up!
And is A LOT LESS FRIGHTENING than her monkey sister. Little worried about those cheekbones tho. Now let us go see if Din grew into that FACE...
Erm..
I'm seeing slight resemblances to Jocelyn Wildenstein.
The third child, ANOTHER girl, named Nayru. I guess that worked out perfectly :* She has Balthier's blonde hair and idk whose eyes. I forgot to take a picture of her as a toddler, but she looked almost exactly the same as Farore, with choppy cheekbones.
P.S. Holy eyelashes, Batman.
Farore as a child, she's beautiful! Thank god because there's no way in hell Din is being heir. Dem lips gurl. She looks a lot like Gabranth, and is a little twat tbh.
Nayru as a child, generically pretty like Evie. But I love her, she's ~sassy.
Saria in the background: "FUCK THE POLICE"
I finally had Saria and Gabranth get married in their front yard because I couldn't be bothered to screencap anymore, let alone throw a wedding party. She's wearing Zoe Saldana's Oscar dress I think, lmao. ~Stay classy gurl.
They also had another girl at one point. Her name was Sheik, she had red hair like her sisters. And she somehow managed to drown herself in the pool the day she turned into a child. NICE GOING. I didn't even know children could die in this game...
But anyways, if she wasn't smart enough to use the gotdamn ladder to get out, I don't know what to tell her. ~Natural selection, I suppose. RIP Sheik, I hardly knew thee.
And with that, I leave you with the three surviving girls as teenagers.
Din, lmao. Trust me, that hair and makeup was a must for her face, she actually looks decent with this look.
Farore being gorgeous.
And Nayru, who I haven't given a makeover to yet. Hello glitchy hair mesh, we meet again.
And with that, I leave you with Farore being a twat waffle and making fun of her mom.