Bunansa Family Part 3
Bunansa Family. Now with more Damon :3
WARNING: VERY PICTURE HEAVY
We'll start off with Din and Farore being their pleasant and not at all twatty selves.
Here is Nayru post-makeover. I left off last time without giving her one, so yeah. She always look like a sad panda, idk why. Might be the eyebrows.
Saria continues to be our resident asshole and loves to lecture her children for absolutely no reason. Srsly. I have no idea what Farore did to make Saria lecture her TWICE IN A ROW.
...apparently Farore likes it tho.
Farore: "YES, YES, CALL ME A LITTLE SHIT AGAIN :D :D"
For whatever reason, I didn't know cousins and uncles/aunts showed up in sims' memories. How qt. More on that creature her cousin Thom in a sec.
Din here is a goddamn pig. Unlike her mother, she eats whenever her hunger bar goes down the slightest bit. I spend half my time canceling out her eating actions. I understand now why I'm constantly running out of food. Lawd, this child...
...Oh
I think we have a situation here. I deleted everyone's tombstones because I hate that ghost shit...
SO WHY IS ~SSX 3~ RUNNING BY ITSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN NIGHT? I had someone turn the computer off AND IT CONTINUED DOING IT, SOMEONE HOLD ME.
Guuuuuuuuuurrrrl...
Bitch is gonna break her head open in that shallow ass pool. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
Din: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Saria: "Bitch, you are 17 years old not 5, GTFO."
Seriously Farore is such a self-important brat.
....I love her.
Saria: "Are you srsly on your knees singing to me rn."
Oh god, what did Saria do this time?
Gabranth: "I'll show her what a small penis looks like... grumblegrumblegrumble"
Pussay.
...but really, I'm surprised she's not 300 pounds by now.
Lol, typical. Saria reading smut, and Gabranth working on his skillz.
The computer is still haunted btw.
This is still her favorite thing in the world to do. SERIOUSLY, THIS IS ALL SHE EVER WANTS TO DO, HURT PEOPLE. That's Gabranth's twin brother right there btw, Basch :3 And why did I have no idea that sims can't be romantically involved with their husband/wife's siblings? This is bullshit!! I wanted a Gabranth/Saria/Basch love triangle damnit.
Get it gurl. Methinks Din is gonna get laid.
...if her mouthbreather fuck buddy there wasn't more interested in Aunt Lips McGee.
Din totally bitch slapped him when he refused to go steady with her bwahahaha.
Din: "HDU"
Farore hit the jackpot and found GENE GOLD.
While Nayru keeps it classy as fuck, getting groceries in her underwear.
Sooooo I decided I didn't want Saria to get old just yet (she had 2 more days) because I might be using her in a story, so I moved her out of the house for now.
Gabranth: "DOOOOOON'T LEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE MEEEEEEEEE" *SOB*
Saria: "Bitch pull yourself together. I'm just moving down the street so I can stay young and ~hot."
Bai for now.
...O RLY?
Farore is busy chatting online with her infant cousins, I guess.
Farore: "I SEE. You two are totes alien spawn aren't you.."
And then Din grows up. FUCKING FINALLY. I hate that the teenage years last forever, omg. It's taking everything inside me not to make a wiener joke rn btw.
So yep, here are the kids as of now:
Din! She turned out quite nice, considering she looked like an ape for half her life.
Farore! I can totally see her being a Kokiri child in Ocarina of Time, for some reason. Cosplay, Farore. Get on that.
And dead-behind-the-eyes Nayru!
Aaaaaanyways, let's go check up on Damon and his house of shits n' giggles.
Damon: "NO FUCK NO WTF IS THIS BOW-TIE SHIT RAGE GODDAMN"
I don't blame him tbh, that outfit is hilariously bad. And clashes with his beautiful ~hair.
This beauty walked by and I had to snap a picture. He can definitely be used in future generations, mwahahaha.
Damon and Lips McGee's second son Judo. Equally as hideous as his older brother, Thom.
...I can't even.
Speaking of Thom, he grew up and is ridiculously hyper/melodramatic. I can't even begin to count how many times I had to cancel the jump on bed action. CALM DOWN, CHILD.
Dramatic: Exhibit A.
Jfc, it's just an invisible chip, kid, don't hurt yourself.
Damon is still... well, Damon. Werk.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww here we go.
Ashe is having a breakdown because I won't let her cheat on Damon and I keep making her have babies. Bitch.
Ashe: "YOU WOULDN'T GET ME PREGNANT NOW WOULD YOU, MOPHEW."
Lips gives birth to the last and final child for them! Judo in the back there looks ashamed and confused. Lolz.
Judo: "I hate myself."
Thom: "OH HAY GUYS SUP WHATCHA DOIN' G2G BYE."
Um It's not like your mother is giving birth right now or anything.
Ashe: "FUCK OFF AND DIE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
Judo: "I feel so exposed :( :("
Aaaaand it's a girl! With the same exact coloring as her brothers and mom, so much for variation! Her name is Alix.
I guess I didn't take pictures for awhile because uh, yeah Ali is already a toddler. And honestly, I'm expecting ugly now every time one of the kids grows up. Fml.
O rly? Last time I checked, Ashe, you were having aspiration failure every time I made you do anything with one of the babies. Playing favorites, I see.
Such high goals and ambitions in life, Damon... Kill yourself.
Ashe's pancake ass welcomes you in as Emo!Judo grows up. Jfc, get that thing away from here Ashe.
Not bad! Better than his hyper-active brother.
Speaking of which, his hyper-active brother is still... super hyper. Gtfo Thom and stop ruining the upholstery on that classy ass couch.
Judo keeps to himself mostly, I feel he might have some underlying issues though and is gonna crack any day now.
So about that flowerbed. Damon takes better care of it than his kids, tbh.
And Judo's dumb ass likes to trample it EVERY GODDAMN CHANCE HE GETS. Seriously, the second he doesn't have any actions queued, he is on that flowerbed like white on rice.
Judo: "SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH LOOK AT ME RUIN MY FATHER'S HOPES AND DREAMS."
...Oh my god. WAY TO GO, JACKASS. For the love of god, STOP IT. You'll be pulling those weeds yourself, twat.
Thommy boy grows up! And thinks he's pretty hot apparently. Spoiler: He's not.
Alix grew up too and I guess I went full retard and forgot to snap a picture of her.
Before I can even get Thom to a mirror, he's onto the ladies. Damon is pleased with his son's taste in women, I see.
Damon:
Post-makeover!
Fug. I'm seeing 2D from Gorillaz.
Thom: "Holy shit, she's hideous."
Well jfc Thom, way to traumatize a kid for life. Besides, you and your gross face are not permitted to call anybody else ugly.
Yep, I definitely see 2D in him HAAHAHAHAHAHA:
Boy ain't too bright either. Way to be a retard.
Yep, he's really dumb as shit. Hellooooo invisible fire! My game is just glitch-happy lately.
Thom: "OMFG THE INVISIBLE FLAMES, THEY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN."
Lol. Just lol.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA. In whose world is it acceptable to abandon a heaping pile of trash in the middle of this VERY SANITARY kitchen? Nice going asshole.
This ho sure does get around. She's slept with Balthier, Saria, Gabranth, and now you too Damon? DOUBLEWRAP THAT SHIT, SWEETHEART.
...or not. Idgi, they were both in love and had 100/100 relationships. My psycho meter is going off.
2D is smooth with the ladies, man. I don't think I've seen him get turned down once yet.
Bwahahaha, oh Damon, never change.
Damon: "Let me ~sit here and watch you kiddies get off the bus. Totally not creepy or weird at all :D :D"
And then I moved them into a Maxis pre-made house. Idc, I love the design of this one.
And pedo!bait Judo meets my Matthew Bellamy sim who's out for a jog rofl. Which reminds me, I have to find a better hair for him.
And now for a quick look at Evie and Bordenave.
Evie's only been in the house for 5 minutes and she's already having problems. For some reason, I have the hardest time with the Family aspiration. Probably a ~sign.
Evie invites Chinless Douche over so he can grow up and they can make chinless babies together. His name is Vaan.
Vaan: "Omg! This is totally unexpected and not predictable at all!!!1"
Niiiiice. He grew up pretty hot. So much fucking blonde in my game though, jesus, I need to weed that shit out of future generations. And oh god, are those ...safety pins on that jacket? :|
Still a little slow tho.
YOU LIVE WITH HER, DUMBASS.
Bordenave invites her teenage lover over too to get hooked up. They're not pedos, nope, not at all.
JACKPOT, AW HALE YEAH. I can look over that face for this.
I gave George here the ugliest hair I had, because let's be honest, he can't get any uglier and I'm not wasting one of my good ones on him. Oh Maxis, what were you thinking with those eyes?
Evie's preggers finally. Vaan keeps that shit wrapped up like a goddamn mummy, it took them 17 tries, holy hell. I'm exhausted just watching them.
And so is Bordenave! Let us all pray for this child right now.
Please get Bordenave's eyes and skin Please get Bordenave's eyes and skin Please get Bordenave's eyes and skin
AND PLEASE LET IT GET BORDENAVE'S NOSE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY.
DAT NOSE.
Don't get any ideas Kennedy.. Vile waste of life.
Vaan: "I'm pretty good at sucking dick, tbh."
Kennedy: "Yes, yes, tell me MOAR!"
VAAN D:
DON'T
Evie gives birth! But.. but..
...why is she not screaming in pain jw.
Evie: "Um, excuse me, I think I'm giving birth here idk idk"
While Bordenave looks like she's going through enough pain for the both of them. George doesn't give a shit apparently.
Bordenave: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER KILL ME."
Rosie! Evie and Vaan's little girl.
And Felix. Bordenave and George's little boy. Hallelujah!!!!!!!!! He got Bordenave's eyes and skin.
There you have it. See ya next time.
WARNING: VERY PICTURE HEAVY
We'll start off with Din and Farore being their pleasant and not at all twatty selves.
Here is Nayru post-makeover. I left off last time without giving her one, so yeah. She always look like a sad panda, idk why. Might be the eyebrows.
Saria continues to be our resident asshole and loves to lecture her children for absolutely no reason. Srsly. I have no idea what Farore did to make Saria lecture her TWICE IN A ROW.
...apparently Farore likes it tho.
Farore: "YES, YES, CALL ME A LITTLE SHIT AGAIN :D :D"
For whatever reason, I didn't know cousins and uncles/aunts showed up in sims' memories. How qt. More on that creature her cousin Thom in a sec.
Din here is a goddamn pig. Unlike her mother, she eats whenever her hunger bar goes down the slightest bit. I spend half my time canceling out her eating actions. I understand now why I'm constantly running out of food. Lawd, this child...
...Oh
I think we have a situation here. I deleted everyone's tombstones because I hate that ghost shit...
SO WHY IS ~SSX 3~ RUNNING BY ITSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN NIGHT? I had someone turn the computer off AND IT CONTINUED DOING IT, SOMEONE HOLD ME.
Guuuuuuuuuurrrrl...
Bitch is gonna break her head open in that shallow ass pool. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
Din: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Saria: "Bitch, you are 17 years old not 5, GTFO."
Seriously Farore is such a self-important brat.
....I love her.
Saria: "Are you srsly on your knees singing to me rn."
Oh god, what did Saria do this time?
Gabranth: "I'll show her what a small penis looks like... grumblegrumblegrumble"
Pussay.
...but really, I'm surprised she's not 300 pounds by now.
Lol, typical. Saria reading smut, and Gabranth working on his skillz.
The computer is still haunted btw.
This is still her favorite thing in the world to do. SERIOUSLY, THIS IS ALL SHE EVER WANTS TO DO, HURT PEOPLE. That's Gabranth's twin brother right there btw, Basch :3 And why did I have no idea that sims can't be romantically involved with their husband/wife's siblings? This is bullshit!! I wanted a Gabranth/Saria/Basch love triangle damnit.
Get it gurl. Methinks Din is gonna get laid.
...if her mouthbreather fuck buddy there wasn't more interested in Aunt Lips McGee.
Din totally bitch slapped him when he refused to go steady with her bwahahaha.
Din: "HDU"
Farore hit the jackpot and found GENE GOLD.
While Nayru keeps it classy as fuck, getting groceries in her underwear.
Sooooo I decided I didn't want Saria to get old just yet (she had 2 more days) because I might be using her in a story, so I moved her out of the house for now.
Gabranth: "DOOOOOON'T LEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE MEEEEEEEEE" *SOB*
Saria: "Bitch pull yourself together. I'm just moving down the street so I can stay young and ~hot."
Bai for now.
...O RLY?
Farore is busy chatting online with her infant cousins, I guess.
Farore: "I SEE. You two are totes alien spawn aren't you.."
And then Din grows up. FUCKING FINALLY. I hate that the teenage years last forever, omg. It's taking everything inside me not to make a wiener joke rn btw.
So yep, here are the kids as of now:
Din! She turned out quite nice, considering she looked like an ape for half her life.
Farore! I can totally see her being a Kokiri child in Ocarina of Time, for some reason. Cosplay, Farore. Get on that.
And dead-behind-the-eyes Nayru!
Aaaaaanyways, let's go check up on Damon and his house of shits n' giggles.
Damon: "NO FUCK NO WTF IS THIS BOW-TIE SHIT RAGE GODDAMN"
I don't blame him tbh, that outfit is hilariously bad. And clashes with his beautiful ~hair.
This beauty walked by and I had to snap a picture. He can definitely be used in future generations, mwahahaha.
Damon and Lips McGee's second son Judo. Equally as hideous as his older brother, Thom.
...I can't even.
Speaking of Thom, he grew up and is ridiculously hyper/melodramatic. I can't even begin to count how many times I had to cancel the jump on bed action. CALM DOWN, CHILD.
Dramatic: Exhibit A.
Jfc, it's just an invisible chip, kid, don't hurt yourself.
Damon is still... well, Damon. Werk.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww here we go.
Ashe is having a breakdown because I won't let her cheat on Damon and I keep making her have babies. Bitch.
Ashe: "YOU WOULDN'T GET ME PREGNANT NOW WOULD YOU, MOPHEW."
Lips gives birth to the last and final child for them! Judo in the back there looks ashamed and confused. Lolz.
Judo: "I hate myself."
Thom: "OH HAY GUYS SUP WHATCHA DOIN' G2G BYE."
Um It's not like your mother is giving birth right now or anything.
Ashe: "FUCK OFF AND DIE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
Judo: "I feel so exposed :( :("
Aaaaand it's a girl! With the same exact coloring as her brothers and mom, so much for variation! Her name is Alix.
I guess I didn't take pictures for awhile because uh, yeah Ali is already a toddler. And honestly, I'm expecting ugly now every time one of the kids grows up. Fml.
O rly? Last time I checked, Ashe, you were having aspiration failure every time I made you do anything with one of the babies. Playing favorites, I see.
Such high goals and ambitions in life, Damon... Kill yourself.
Ashe's pancake ass welcomes you in as Emo!Judo grows up. Jfc, get that thing away from here Ashe.
Not bad! Better than his hyper-active brother.
Speaking of which, his hyper-active brother is still... super hyper. Gtfo Thom and stop ruining the upholstery on that classy ass couch.
Judo keeps to himself mostly, I feel he might have some underlying issues though and is gonna crack any day now.
So about that flowerbed. Damon takes better care of it than his kids, tbh.
And Judo's dumb ass likes to trample it EVERY GODDAMN CHANCE HE GETS. Seriously, the second he doesn't have any actions queued, he is on that flowerbed like white on rice.
Judo: "SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH LOOK AT ME RUIN MY FATHER'S HOPES AND DREAMS."
...Oh my god. WAY TO GO, JACKASS. For the love of god, STOP IT. You'll be pulling those weeds yourself, twat.
Thommy boy grows up! And thinks he's pretty hot apparently. Spoiler: He's not.
Alix grew up too and I guess I went full retard and forgot to snap a picture of her.
Before I can even get Thom to a mirror, he's onto the ladies. Damon is pleased with his son's taste in women, I see.
Damon:
Post-makeover!
Fug. I'm seeing 2D from Gorillaz.
Thom: "Holy shit, she's hideous."
Well jfc Thom, way to traumatize a kid for life. Besides, you and your gross face are not permitted to call anybody else ugly.
Yep, I definitely see 2D in him HAAHAHAHAHAHA:
Boy ain't too bright either. Way to be a retard.
Yep, he's really dumb as shit. Hellooooo invisible fire! My game is just glitch-happy lately.
Thom: "OMFG THE INVISIBLE FLAMES, THEY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN."
Lol. Just lol.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA. In whose world is it acceptable to abandon a heaping pile of trash in the middle of this VERY SANITARY kitchen? Nice going asshole.
This ho sure does get around. She's slept with Balthier, Saria, Gabranth, and now you too Damon? DOUBLEWRAP THAT SHIT, SWEETHEART.
...or not. Idgi, they were both in love and had 100/100 relationships. My psycho meter is going off.
2D is smooth with the ladies, man. I don't think I've seen him get turned down once yet.
Bwahahaha, oh Damon, never change.
Damon: "Let me ~sit here and watch you kiddies get off the bus. Totally not creepy or weird at all :D :D"
And then I moved them into a Maxis pre-made house. Idc, I love the design of this one.
And pedo!bait Judo meets my Matthew Bellamy sim who's out for a jog rofl. Which reminds me, I have to find a better hair for him.
And now for a quick look at Evie and Bordenave.
Evie's only been in the house for 5 minutes and she's already having problems. For some reason, I have the hardest time with the Family aspiration. Probably a ~sign.
Evie invites Chinless Douche over so he can grow up and they can make chinless babies together. His name is Vaan.
Vaan: "Omg! This is totally unexpected and not predictable at all!!!1"
Niiiiice. He grew up pretty hot. So much fucking blonde in my game though, jesus, I need to weed that shit out of future generations. And oh god, are those ...safety pins on that jacket? :|
Still a little slow tho.
YOU LIVE WITH HER, DUMBASS.
Bordenave invites her teenage lover over too to get hooked up. They're not pedos, nope, not at all.
JACKPOT, AW HALE YEAH. I can look over that face for this.
I gave George here the ugliest hair I had, because let's be honest, he can't get any uglier and I'm not wasting one of my good ones on him. Oh Maxis, what were you thinking with those eyes?
Evie's preggers finally. Vaan keeps that shit wrapped up like a goddamn mummy, it took them 17 tries, holy hell. I'm exhausted just watching them.
And so is Bordenave! Let us all pray for this child right now.
Please get Bordenave's eyes and skin Please get Bordenave's eyes and skin Please get Bordenave's eyes and skin
AND PLEASE LET IT GET BORDENAVE'S NOSE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY.
DAT NOSE.
Don't get any ideas Kennedy.. Vile waste of life.
Vaan: "I'm pretty good at sucking dick, tbh."
Kennedy: "Yes, yes, tell me MOAR!"
VAAN D:
DON'T
Evie gives birth! But.. but..
...why is she not screaming in pain jw.
Evie: "Um, excuse me, I think I'm giving birth here idk idk"
While Bordenave looks like she's going through enough pain for the both of them. George doesn't give a shit apparently.
Bordenave: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER KILL ME."
Rosie! Evie and Vaan's little girl.
And Felix. Bordenave and George's little boy. Hallelujah!!!!!!!!! He got Bordenave's eyes and skin.
There you have it. See ya next time.