A Sims 2 Post - The Bunansa Family

May 10, 2010 01:54

Some random pictures of my Bunansa legacy family (yes, that is after Balthier) Idk why I'm posting these really. I don't even have any EPs installed. But after playing, I'm kind of EXTREMELY disappointed that I decided to just play through it and not screencap/post it here, because this family turned out to be fucking nuts. Fuck me. I love them, and I may start posting it when I start Generation 2.

Since this legacy was intended for my eyes only, I picked some wack-ass names so bear with me. I'm a Balthier stan 4 lyfe, so my founder was promptly named ....Balthier Bunansa -__- From Final Fantasy XII. And yes, my screen capping is shitty and lazy :) :)




Balthier! And all of his unf-ness. He's bisexual, btw.



A closer look :3 Funnily enough, he reminds me of Snow from FFXIII. Thankfully for me though, his personality is nowhere similar (Serah.... .....)



He's got enough Active points for everyone in the family, so he ~works out a lot. And yes, he works out in jeans DON'T YOU JUDGE.



I'd hit it, IDEC.



Lolz



Contemplating over which child to kill first (they're evil).



Just chillin'



/end gratuitous shots of Balthier's ~abs.



This be Saia. Pronounced Seye-ya like psyche. She is orange-haired, fierce, and fabulous; I LOVE HER. Saia is Balthier's baby mama. They never got married, because they have an open relationship Balthier fucks anything that walks, including Benjamin Long D:



WERQ.



Mama bear. I finally had Balthier propose to her a couple days before they turned into elders. Then they married the day before they transitioned. Idk. I thought it was sweet.

I only have pictures of 2 of the kids as children, because I suck :D



The oldest, Bordenave. I really like her look, it's kind of exotic. She doesn't really look like either of her parents, maybe a bit of Balthier. And she has orange hair fuck yeah :D



Seriously, I love her lips. Too bad she's kind of boring...



...And has a JAY LENO JAW. Holy hell where did that come from. Sorry, Bordenave, I can't let that thing into the gene pool. Wtf is she even doing in this picture. Taking a shit? Idk idk



Fancy meeting you here, Casper.



OIC how it is, Saia...



Next is Evie. Named after Rachel Weisz' character in The Mummy lulz. I'd say she is the ~classically pretty~ one of the 4 children. Joe Pedo in the back there seems to agree with me. This is before she got some bitchin' new clothes.



Yep, she's definitely purdy. AKA too boring to use as heir, in my eyes. I do like her personality though. She and the younger sister fight like cats, man. It's hilarious.



She looks like Barbie.



And she's pretty full of herself. She does this EVERY GODDAMN DAY when she gets back from work. I think I heard her yell "peasants" once.



Oh, and she makes the best faces.

I was happy with them only having two kids, but decided just for good measure to have one more baby. God was not on my side, because I got twins instead.



This is Damon, named after Damon Albarn. Ironically, he looked like a Gorilla as a toddler/kid. He is the older twin and was.. for lack of a better word, SLOW as a child. And all he ever did was play Gay Daddies (I suspect he was re-enacting the time he saw his dad banging Benjamin Long ohhhh yeah child trauma) with his twin sister's dollhouse. I SWEAR. THAT'S ALL HE DID. I never even saw him when he was a child. Anti-social demon child.



OH....

OIC.... Looking like you're still missing a few brain cells Damon.



Looking uh.. a little better post-makeover. He also has a permanent "I'm high as fuck" look on his face. Those are some vicious under-eye circles, Damon. I suggest beauty rest and some of this:





Put the crack down, kid.



Damon: "No :D :D :D"



This is not okay, Damon. And your hipster shirt is offensive to my retinas.



His sister is ashamed of him, and is constantly using him as a punching bag. Lolz. I <3 Damon, he's very entertaining, to say the least.



...

THIS. WHAT IS THIS. BALTHIER, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.. YOU'VE CORRUPTED HIM ENOUGH. AND DAMON.. STOP ENJOYING IT.



This is Damon's obsession at the moment. She's a little cuckoo for cocoa puffs as well, so they get along quite nicely. They're my OTP at the moment. Her name is Ashley, but I call her Ashe. And bitch needs to lay off the collagen injections.

And last but not least..



Oh, Saria. How I LOVE THEE. She is the youngest and is Damon's twin, named after (you guessed it) Saria in Ocarina of Time. Saria just so happens to be my favorite of the family. Do not let that cute little smile fool you. TRUST ME, BITCH IS CRAY-CRAY. I swear to god, she's satan's minion. And she would always pop a little ~innocent smile~ whenever I went to take a screenshot D:



She hates everyone in the family, for absolutely no reason. She will not let any of them socialize/interact with her. She's constantly antagonizing everyone and throwing bitch-fits. It's hilarious.



ICU CREEPIN' SARIA. What's on your agenda today? Plotting death? Reading about Lucifer for fun?



Notice how she always has this sort of robotic, serene look on her face in pictures, like she didn't just kill the neighbor's cat.



Aaaaand she lives to see teenagedom. I swear I heard an evil laugh. I'm scared. Balthier's scared. Saia's scared. Evie's scared. Damon is high as fuck again apparently.



All evilness aside (nice robotic smile Saria), she is adorable and I love her look. It's between her and Damon for heir.



Post-makeover, looking fly as fuq. Btw, Saria is anorexic. ^ Exhibit A ^ She never feeds herself, I have to make her eat, and she is always working out (like Balthier, she has 10 active points).



Creepin' again, watching while everyone else eats breakfast like normal human beings. It's okay, Saria, really, eat something for God's sake. Her Joker shirt is quite fitting, she should play Harley Quinn in the next Batman, or in real life.



Saria is a level 10 bully muahahaha. I see Damon has been experimenting with his sisters' makeup oh...



She eats! She is seriously so QT. I love her.



Last shot of her.

Until next time.

sims 2

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