my new years resolutions

Jan 02, 2004 16:53

1. Start a band where I play a keyboard made of bone and sinew. The first song will be a black metal anthem which is four hours long and will be played entirely on the first four keys of said keyboard. The crowning moment will be the sound of fifty thousand chainsaws followed by the anguished growl of "TIMBER ( Read more... )

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xtheoxhuxtablex January 3 2004, 01:58:52 UTC
you forgot to say the thing about your nigger uncle and how you told me you weren't going to call him a nigger behind his back anymore. remember?

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xtheoxhuxtablex January 3 2004, 04:24:47 UTC
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (don't say n*gger)

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irate_koala January 3 2004, 15:51:44 UTC
WHAT

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d_pup January 3 2004, 22:24:38 UTC
LYNCH THE BLACKNESS.

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ok xrachelgx January 4 2004, 03:06:26 UTC
how about you see me come on come on

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anonymous January 7 2004, 22:06:56 UTC
sarah we all hate you. stop ignoring the mean comments. RESPOND!

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anonymous January 24 2004, 20:18:13 UTC
hey little baby. this is hed-uh. wwa.

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