my new years resolutions
1. Start a band where I play a keyboard made of bone and sinew. The first song will be a black metal anthem which is four hours long and will be played entirely on the first four keys of said keyboard. The crowning moment will be the sound of fifty thousand chainsaws followed by the anguished growl of "TIMBER."
1a. Name my album. I'll have to ask my dad.
1b. Write Adam a letter telling him HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. HE SPENDS ALL HIS TIME WORKING OUT BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH SARAH. HE THINKS WORKING OUT AND GETTING BUFF WILL MAKE SARAH FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM. he masturbates HE WILL NEVER BE WITH SARAH.
2. Get drunk, for sure.
3. Get through at least the first fifteen seconds of Super Ghouls & Ghosts.
4. Keep my house clean. This sounds futile but when the things my roomates leave out start getting thrown out the window, like expensive art suppies and the cat, and things start getting turned off, like the electricity, I feel I may start to make my point.
5. Stop being so darn nice to everyone all the time.
Basement Fest 0304 was fun. It was a little awkward at first (and.... we're in North Carolina because.....) but pretty much everyone we met was great. All the bands ( that I saw) were great. I missed my bub but have been spending the whole day today with him becuase I'm fucking sick. Lame.
1a. Name my album. I'll have to ask my dad.
1b. Write Adam a letter telling him HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. HE SPENDS ALL HIS TIME WORKING OUT BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH SARAH. HE THINKS WORKING OUT AND GETTING BUFF WILL MAKE SARAH FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM. he masturbates HE WILL NEVER BE WITH SARAH.
2. Get drunk, for sure.
3. Get through at least the first fifteen seconds of Super Ghouls & Ghosts.
4. Keep my house clean. This sounds futile but when the things my roomates leave out start getting thrown out the window, like expensive art suppies and the cat, and things start getting turned off, like the electricity, I feel I may start to make my point.
5. Stop being so darn nice to everyone all the time.
Basement Fest 0304 was fun. It was a little awkward at first (and.... we're in North Carolina because.....) but pretty much everyone we met was great. All the bands ( that I saw) were great. I missed my bub but have been spending the whole day today with him becuase I'm fucking sick. Lame.