The more I hear about Human Centipede: First Sequence, the more it horrifies and disgusts me. And yet, do I want to see it? Yes. Yes I do. Because that is how I roll.

I think it's the fact that it's "100 percent medically accurate", which just--EW EW EW GOD EW I WILL NEVER STOP THROWING UP EW EW EW.

There are only two things anyone ever needs to know about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning:

1) It features Jordana Brewster and Matt Bomer.

2) It also features Lee Tergesen as a Hell's Angel.

Clearly, you all know what you must do now.

Vincenzo Natali's newest movie, Splice, started filming today. This will be exciting to all three of you who also like his movies. If you are me, however, this is the first thought in your head:

OH MY GOD VINCENZO NATALI IS MAKING A MOVIE THAT WILL ACTUALLY BE RELEASED BEFORE I DIE. (And then it's a lot of high-pitched squealing ( Read more... )

Two things that make me really, really ungodly excited about Dragon Wars, even though it kind of looks like crap ( Read more... )