You guys, I wrote something! It is Bonnie/Damon, and could easily be read as gen if you are still pairing-skittish, but whatever! Finished a story! Also, my icon is finally appropriate!

( the same source )

So this week, The CW, in their infinite wisdom - and for once, I actually mean that - has decided to do my job for me and air all 10 episodes (so far) of The Vampire Diaries, in order, over the entire week. And while that is great, and you should go watch them RIGHT NOW, IMMEDIATELY, GO GO GO, YOU CAN PROBABLY FIND TORRENTS FOR THE ONES YOU MISSED ( Read more... )

I'm just gonna go out this week and make a TEAM JEFF EASTIN shirt. You guys, it's only Tuesday.

( an open letter to USA execs who are kind of being a dick to Jeff Eastin re: the back nine for WC )

I spent my day plotting out intricate Carnivale/Texas Chainsaw Massacre slash.

You can tell it's the holidays, because this time of year my brain goes batshit fucking insane.

(Seriously. I have plot and everything. *bangs head*)

WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT, WHITE COLLAR

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS, COME TO JESUS MEETING AT MY HOUSE

(There are no new episodes of this or TVD until January. It burrrns us, Preciousssss.)

There are only two things anyone ever needs to know about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning:

1) It features Jordana Brewster and Matt Bomer.

2) It also features Lee Tergesen as a Hell's Angel.

Clearly, you all know what you must do now.

This week: SHIT GOES DOWN. (That is not a spoiler. That is every week on this goddamn show ( Read more... )

I was fine reading Andy's letter, and Joe's, and even Patrick's. (I love you, P. Steezy, but your handwriting is atrocious.)

And then I got to Pete's "if we changed or saved your life understand you did the same for us", and I just--I lost it. Fucking Pete Wentz, man. Seriously.

Watching this show after reading the books is like--you know how, in the Family Circus, Jeffy goes to get the mail or something and inside of going house to mailbox and back, he ends up going all around the goddamn neighborhood? But he still goes to the mailbox and gets home, he just makes weird side-trips? THAT’S WHAT THIS SHOW IS. They’re ( Read more... )

You guys! Emily Bennett is Bianca Lawson! BIANCA LAWSON! "I am Kendra, the Vampire Slayer." COME ON.