Prov-44 Crucial Moments
Title: Don’t Ask Questions
Author: Nicluv1787
Rating: M
Genre: Comedy
CU/AU: AU
Prompt: Crucial Moments
Characters: Kagome and Inuyasha
Words: 591
Summary: Kagome finds something under Inuyasha's bed that could have disastrous results for Inuyasha.
Warnings: language *innocent grin*
A/N: I apologize for any errors, I waited till the last minute to write this and I won’t be around tomorrow to correct it, sooo yeah. Beware of minimal revisions.
Kagome scooted along the floor, grasping beneath the bed for a tube of lip stick that had rolled under said bed. As her snatching hands clutched blindly she wrapped her hand around something, soft and silky. Kagome removed her hand with a pair of black, silk underwear. Kagome held up the balled up fabric, these weren’t her underwear. Why were they under her boyfriend’s bed? Kagome suppressed the urge to shout, and instead turned calmly to the bedroom door.
“Inuyasha! Could you come in here,” She called through gritted teeth.
Inuyasha strolled into the bedroom, unaware of the doom that was about to come crashing down on his head.
“Yeah what’s up?”
Kagome held the evidence behind her back, deciding she’d give him the chance to come clean before she’d rip him a new, orifice.
“Do you have something to tell me?” She said sweetly, with a hint of malice.
Inuyasha knew that tone of voice and it instantly struck fear into his heart. He racked his brain for a list of possible misdemeanors, had he forgotten their anniversary? Her birthday? He decided to play dumb.
“What the hell you talking about?”
“What are thes-“
Kagome was cut short by Miroku, Inuyasha’s roommate bursting into the room.
“Inuyasha, don’t ask just give me your car keys.”
Inuyasha looked at him dumbly for moment, before handing over his car keys. Miroku snatched the keys and ran from the room.
The momentary distraction caught Kagome off guard and made her feel a little more benevolent. She decided give Inuyasha one more chance to admit to his crime, possibly lessoning his punishment.
“Inuyasha, is there something you need to tell me,” Kagome tried to signal him with her eyes.
He didn’t have a damndest idea of what she was talking about. If it was their anniversary she wouldn’t have dragged it out this long, her birthday either. What could it be?
“I seriously have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“I can’t believe you Inuyasha; I gave you the chance to come clean on your own-”
The shrill call of Inuyasha’s car alarm pierced the air. Inuyasha motioned to head for the door, but Kagome cut him off.
“You’re not leaving here till I get answers!” She thundered.
Inuyasha stepped back fearful of the rage in her eyes. Just then Miroku burst into the room once more.
“Sorry about the car alarm. Here are your keys. I need to check you shower.” Without stopping to take a breath Miroku brushed past them into the bathroom.
Kagome had, had it with all the interruptions and she was ready to cut to the chase.
“Inuyasha what the hell are these!” She said holding the underwear aloft, “Doing under your bed!”
Now he was really confused, why was Kagome mad she’d found a pair of her own underwear under his bed.
“I don’t know, why’d you leave ‘em under my bed?” he said shrugging his shoulders.
“These are not mine!” Kagome said shaking with rage, “I want to know why-“
“Oh thank god you found them!” Miroku rushed over to Kagome snatching the underwear from her hand. “I’ve been looking for these all over! Thanks guys, sorry for any confusion.” With a triumphant smirk Miroku stalked out of the room silk panties clutched tightly to his chest.
Kagome and Inuyasha stood in silence for a few minutes.
“I’m not even going to ask why Miroku has a pair of woman’s underwear let alone keeping it under your bed.” Kagome said.
“It’s best not to ask questions,” Inuyasha replied.