zingled, anyone?
▲: hey!
▲: is this a troll?
▼: ONLY THE BEST.
▲: yes! i was totally looking for you!
▼: I'M GOING TO PUT IT PAST MYSELF TO BE SURPRISED ABOUT THAT.
▲: well, actually, i was only looking for you for terezi. she's trying to contact you!
▲: and also eridan. he says he wants some advice about something.
▼: OH GOG NO.
▲: hey, come on!
▼: AMPORA CAN SOLVE HIS OWN PROBLEMS.
▲: but he's really have problems!
▲: i mean, he was really depressed when i talked to him because everyone basically shoved him in his room and locked him there!
▼: EGBERT, DO YOU NOT HAVE A HUMAN EQUIVALENT
▼: OF INCARCERATION FOR MISDEEDS
▲: but what did he do?
▼: DRANK ALL THE GRUBSAUCE.
▼: OH AND ALSO.
▼: KILLED TWO OF MY FRIENDS.
▲: uh, whoa, what?
▼: JOHN, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
▼: CAN WE JUST LET IT REST.
▲: uh, okay.
▼: UUURGH.
▲: do you need to rant about it?
▲: i'm totally up for listening!
▼: I THINK I'M ALL OUT OF RANTS.
▼: MY THROAT IS DOING THIS THING WHERE IT WANTS TO COLLAPSE ON ITSELF.
▼: SO YEAH. NONE OF THAT FROM ME.
▲: oh my god.
▲: uh.
▲: i know it doesn't help, but i'm so sorry karkat.
▼: JOHN, HOW DID YOU DEAL
▼: WITH YOUR LUSUS' PASSING
▲: whoa whoa whoa, back up?
▲: my dad isn't dead!
▼: OH GOG YOU DON'T KNOW
▼: FUCK FUCK FUCK
▲: i just.... haven't been able to find him yet.
▼: YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME
▼: EGDERPDAD IS JUST PEACHY
▼: HE'S FINE
▼: HE'S PLAYING CATCH WITH THE STRIDER KID'S GUARDIAN
▲: uh...
▼: THEY ARE HAVING A MAGICAL LUMPSQUIDDLING BONDING EXPERIENCE
▼: SO YOU CAN GO BACK TO BEING YOUR HAPPY-GO-LUCKY SELF
▲: um...
▲: this is pretty confusing.
▼: ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT THERE'S NO REASON TO PANIC
▼: ESPECIALLY NO GRIEVING EITHER
▲: alright, i guess.
▼: SEE, EVERYTHING'S FINE
▼: WE'RE GOING TO BE ALRIGHT
▲: yeah!
▼: YEAH.
▲: and when we finally meet, i'll give you a hug for your two friends.
▼: OH GOPG
▲: haha, it'll be amazing.
▼: I THINBKN THES TEARFS ARE RIUNING MU KEYBROAD
▲: i think this is the most appropriate time for an emote.
▲: it looks like this
▲: :[
▼: WHJERE DOEFS EQHIUS LEABVE THE TOWEKLS
▲: don't cry karkat!
▲: we can totally get through this!
▲: no panicking, right?
▼: RIGHT...
▼: NO PANIC.
▲: yeah, here we are not panicking.
▼: JUST KICKING IT LIKE A SICK PAIR OF BROS
▲: that's the spirit!
▲: we are totally just hanging out, all calm and serene.
▼: I THINK A BLUE CLUCKBEAST JUST LANDED ON MY SHOULDER
▲: uh, what?
▼: FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING FROM MY NUBS
▼: THAT IS JUST HOW SERENE I AM UP IN HERE
▲: haha, you mean a blue jay!
▲: yeah, that's totally serene!
▼: WHAT KIND OF DUMB NAME IS THAT, JOHN
▲: i don't know, i didn't name it!
▼: IT SURE ISN'T VERY DESCRIPTIVE
▲: well, it's a blue bird, isn't it? and, uh, it's a jay?
▲: and cluckbeast can apply to any bird!
▼: AS YOU WISH.
▲: or chicken
▲: whoa, haha, that was totally princess bride right there!
▼: YOU MEAN THE EMPRESS TROLL
▲: uh, no, i meant the movie princess bride!
▲: there's this guy wesley, right? and every time the princess asks him to do something he goes, as you wish.
▲: it's super romantic.
▼: I THOUGHT YOU WATCHED ONLY ACTION/ADVENTURE?
▲: i'll watch anything if it's awesome!
▲: and you ahve to see princess bride at least once.
▼: SINCE WHEN HAS THE HUMANFRIENDLEADER BEEN INTERESTED IN ROMANCE?
▲: well, all movies have romance in them!
▲: and princess bride is kind of action-ish.
▲: there's swordfights!
▼: I THOUGHT HUMANS DID NOT HAVE BLACKROM.
▲: the swordfights are blackrom! they're just swordfights! the fight between inherently good and evil!
▲: the fight for justice!
▲: the fight for revenge!
▼: WITH BUCKETS?
▲: uhhh...
▲: whoa, you became straightforward all of a sudden.
▲: i thought you didn't like talking about buckets!
▼: ...
▼: IT'S OKAY IF I SAY IT TO YOU.
▲: oh, well, okay then!
▲: but we should totally watch princess bride sometime1
▲: *!
▼: FINE.
▲: hell fucking yes!
▲: i should start alchemizing popcorn or something.
▲: we can have a movie marathon!
▼: BUT AFTERWARDS I AM MAKING YOU WATCH THRESH PRINCE.
▲: haha, okay, i guess that's only fair.
▼: SO WE'RE DOING THIS, JOHN?
▼: WE ARE MAKING THIS...
▼: OCCUR?
▲: happen!
▲: yes!
▲: it will be the most awesome night ever!
▲: or day... whichever!
▼: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, EGBERT. KEEP ME UP?
▼: JUST WON'T LET ME SLEEP, WILL YOU
▲: well, if you want to sleep, we can totally take a break from the awesome movies.
▲: i mean, all that awesome in one sitting is pretty intense!
▼: I'M GOING TO HOLD YOU ON THAT.
▲: we can even set up a blanket fort to sleep under!
▲: oh man, it would be so cool!
▼: IS THIS ONE YOUR ODD NESTING INSTINCTS
▼: IF SO I'M OKAY WITH IT
▼: I MEAN IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
▲: uh, maybe? i just really like making blanket forts!
▲: i mean once you see one, i'm sure you'll be a huge fan.
▼: ... WILL THERE BE CAKE?
▲: ugh, no!
▲: no more cake.
▲: especially no more betty crocker!
▼: IN THAT CASE
▲: ????????
▼: PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE
▼: SOMETHING...
▼: ALTERNIAN
▲: haha, sure!
▼: YOU AGREED TO THAT AWFULLY FAST, JOHN
▼: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO.
▲: well, i've always wondered what alternian food tasted like...
▲: and i can make something for you if you want to try some earth food!
▼: EARTH FOOD
▲: it can be a cultural exchange!
▼: IS THAT SOMETHING YOU DIG FROM THE GROUND
▲: uh, no. it's something you make in a kitchen!
▲: like with, uh, ingredients.
▼: WHICH COME FROM THE GROUND?
▲: kind of???
▼: YOUR HUMAN CULTURE SURE IS BIZARRE.
▼: I LIKE IT.
▲: haha, trolls are pretty weird too!
▼: ... DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT I SAID THAT.
▲: that's the first time i've seen you admit to liking anything!
▲: it will totally be our little secret.
▲: totally!
▼: THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT YOU HOLD OVER MY HEAD
▲: uh, not really! i really don't like holding things above anyone's head.
▲: i mean, i will probably tease you because of it, but that's it!
▲: i can do that when only you're around.
▼: OH GOOD.
▼: I LOOK FORWARD TO BEING CORNERED AND TEASED.
▲: haha, it won't be that bad!
▲: i tease dave all the time because of his glasses, but he just ignores it.
▲: it's just a matter of not letting things get to you!
microsoft word is being a bit of a jerk, so i'm just going to put this here. and now i'm in the habit of typing like this. john! why must you be so much fun to roleplay as????????
you can all ignore this, it's homestuck stuff and me talking to a random stranger. they are karkat and i am john and i am also OBLIVIOUS. xD
the chat cut off , but what ever.